More like crapitalist am I right <:commie:463087263153258506> <:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962>

lol

*tweets from brand new phone while at starbucks* I hate capitalism

seeing the communist flag so much recently got me thinking the other day. How many lefties would even know what in the hell to do with a hammer and cicle if you handed them one

Kim-Jong-Turtle!!

thats kim-jong-bowser

What's a sickle even for

I think a lot of leftists assume a sickle is a weapon

wheat harvesting

Yup

Now I know

old school style

A sickle is like a 1 handed scythe, to cut grain with

and knowing is half the battle

fucking assholes, never told us what the other half of that battle was

whats the first half though?

The left thinks knowing is enough

Even if they don't actually know

If the left thought that "Knowing" is enough, they wouldn't advocate for socialism either 😉

as long as they can confirm it with at least 20 people on twitter, its enough for them

"My sociology professor said socialism could work so she obviously knows more than the millions that starved to death under Stalin and Mao"

right?

mao was just misunderstood.....

man i cant hardly make my fingers even type that crap

People don't need food

the internets will sustain us

They just need safe spaces and bias incident response teams

upvotes will be our nourishment

i was never taught what socialism was in school

Only that communism is a system where everyone gets healthcare and gets the exact same wage

And they produce 100 shoes annually for the people

No joke 😛 that was how it was explained, the government will say "We'll produce 100 shoes this year" and if you needed more, well though

Same

@Dr.Wol ya growing up here in the south, it was just Communists suck. end of that story

Dont be a commie

lol

Yeah that was school in NC 👌

Lul

ya well, turns out that part was right

lol

even if they couldnt teach us much else

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