Message from @Rabbi Shekels

Discord ID: 493576348833546241


2018-09-24 00:13:31 UTC  

that is a full 2 seats worth of ass

2018-09-24 00:13:33 UTC  

Vomiting up the food I paid for is also a loss. A loss that I shouldn't have inflicted on em.

2018-09-24 00:13:42 UTC  

and they wonder why some airplanes charge them for two seats

2018-09-24 00:13:48 UTC  

Anyway we can also get rid of the "fat is beautiful" bullshit at the same time as we get rid of nudity laws

2018-09-24 00:13:49 UTC  

People are getting checked on their ideological authoritarianism.

2018-09-24 00:13:57 UTC  

huh?

2018-09-24 00:14:07 UTC  

You should be able to make whale sounds at people who should be wearing more clothes

2018-09-24 00:14:32 UTC  

agree ^

2018-09-24 00:14:35 UTC  

we should bring back mutual combat

2018-09-24 00:14:36 UTC  

I wish I could make whale sounds.

2018-09-24 00:14:49 UTC  

i would support them punching you for it, and you punching back too

2018-09-24 00:14:57 UTC  

We just need to be able to teleport certain people to other countries. Countries like North Korea, perhaps.

2018-09-24 00:15:00 UTC  

that is how you solve disagreements

2018-09-24 00:15:22 UTC  

Fisticuffs should be legal, if they slap you with a glove first

2018-09-24 00:15:31 UTC  

thre was an article where this whale in nyc went out in a bikini and no one fat shamed her and instead she got hit on

2018-09-24 00:15:34 UTC  

memba dat ?

2018-09-24 00:15:49 UTC  

I member

2018-09-24 00:15:55 UTC  

i think tim covered it

2018-09-24 00:15:57 UTC  

Well if someone wants to fuck a fatty that their right too

2018-09-24 00:16:08 UTC  

i don't know that i've found anyone morbidly obese attactive. Fairly sure it's impossible, for me.

2018-09-24 00:16:11 UTC  

im like bitch should be happy bout that

2018-09-24 00:16:22 UTC  

prob the first time she ever got cat called

2018-09-24 00:16:25 UTC  

You mean like duels?

2018-09-24 00:16:48 UTC  

Curves are sexy, morbid obesity isn't

2018-09-24 00:16:56 UTC  

does that make me a fataphobe?

2018-09-24 00:17:08 UTC  

Who cares.

2018-09-24 00:17:19 UTC  

Stop worrying about those labels.

2018-09-24 00:17:20 UTC  

No, it doesn't.

2018-09-24 00:17:31 UTC  

"You're a misogynist."

2018-09-24 00:17:39 UTC  

Couldn't tell the mocking tone in my thought, i guess....

2018-09-24 00:17:39 UTC  

"Fuck off."

2018-09-24 00:17:57 UTC  

darn text and its lack of sound

2018-09-24 00:17:58 UTC  

having preferences is racist, sexist, islamaphobic, etc, etc, etc... but only if you are a cis-white male

2018-09-24 00:18:05 UTC  

I'm just saying, we need to take ground.

2018-09-24 00:18:20 UTC  

<:scoop:489474223476047884>

2018-09-24 00:18:24 UTC  

wait, is text to speech enabled here?

2018-09-24 00:18:36 UTC  

surely JDM disabled that

2018-09-24 00:18:58 UTC  

man i really hope he did

2018-09-24 00:19:02 UTC  

Entry level raiding = tts

2018-09-24 00:19:05 UTC  

Medieval painters knew what was sexy, a woman who didn't look poor (in their time, being scrawny / underfed, and ideally thicc). That way you know you aren't getting a social climber if you romance them

2018-09-24 00:19:16 UTC  

i don't like it when my computer starts talking to me and giving me a heart attack