I like it here in backwoods middle-of-nowhereville, Michigan

but I dont want to have to explain Double Macchiato with cream 6 times for laquefa to get my fucking order right. hurry up bitch i have to each in like 15 minutes, fucking brew bitch

That must be painful, really. Explaining coffee to a NOLA dindu.

i was embarassed for her

but that didn't stop me from talking to the manager and getting it comp'd 😄

oh and congrats Mother, i just made you a centurio for your good work for the movement

Lol noice thanks.

np, you have earned it

You have it good in Austin. I'll mostly be in San Antonio starting this Summer but still have friends in the area.

I found myself missing HEB when I moved back to NYC.

you didnt love the 4 hour check out lanes at Trader Joes?

I went to San Antonio and is was HOT!!!

Oh man I never shopped at Trader Joe's there.

Yeah it's hot in Austin too.

yea that applies to liek 99% of texas from march until november

This was at that river place.

the riverwalk yea

tourist... only go to the riverwalk when it's dark

THE BAT BRIDGE

My girlfrend of the time was obsessed in seeing that.

Yes... daytime was hot as expected...but it was like 90 some degrees at night.

yea congress st bridge is called bat bridge

I was there for work convention.

Like, I just bought land in the Big Bend and it's the hottest part of Texas

Well it was humid as hell as well.

And I was eating hot food and drinking.

So that probably didn't help.

did you get it for forty aceres and a mule?

LOL

Texas is the opposite of Michigan

Our winter is like six months

our "winter" is like 3 weeks

like they say the four seasons of texas are "almos summer, summer, still summer and christmas"

Naw, I don't need forty acres down there. In 2-3 years I want to live full time in Tennessee with my woman. Buying 50-100 acres in the sticks and building our house.

I'm already starting it in CAD.

oh nice, that sounds like fun, and building your own home is a great idea. better than buying a pre-owned house imo

i live in a shitty (well it's okay i guess) 2 bedroom apt wth my new GF. she just moved in 😄

rent's not too bad. 1180/month, electric gas cable all included in the package

I'm not rich, but lord i'm free

Houses these days are build atrociously. Buying something pre-owned in Austin I'd imagine is all inflated even.

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