after liek 2 females who didnt beleiv eher

says men wouldnt be able to understand

I'm tempted to call in and pretend I was raped by a tuna sandwich

all right people, lets unseal all those juvi records

because everyone is now guilty of that

i've definitely been raped by some spicy food

>this lady
but if true def. not cool on the guy's part

yep

indeed

lol fucking noob

"i wanted to act like i slept around but didn't want to."

what do you think happens at teen-age parties???

lol

ONE HUNDRED PER CENT CREDIBLE

THEREFORE HE'S LYING

like

touching and bumping

We smoked dope and got handjobs

@yvaN_ehT_nioJ anime ?

WOMEN NEVER LIE

women never lie

"i was kissing him and my hand was on his penis, but he is the aggressor because he is a guy."

ive been apologised to after a make out sesh

"i changed my mind afterwards, so you raped me"

btu tis cuz the lady was embarrased she kept me at the bar till after close

"he didn't call in the morining, so I wasn't happy about the day before"

lol and the bartenders weer all there like.... do we do something??

cuz im allowed to stay tehre after close but yeah

AAAAUUUGH my mom just got all PC about what we call the dog's cage.

"I wanna call it her safe place"

i was jus like, yeup im jus gonna stay here, peace LOL

I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

XD

calling a cage a safe space

"IT'S A CAGE. IT'S LITERALLY A CAGE."

So I saw the new h3 video

@Scribblehatch its a cage

"IT'S FINE THAT IT'S A CAGE."

i cant think of oa better metaphor

It was actually good

lets use that for the immigrant kids