Message from @xorgy

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2018-09-29 02:31:45 UTC  

it gives character

2018-09-29 02:31:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/495422445348716563/be58beff5a5f8371ad40e1cd086bfc94.png

2018-09-29 02:31:56 UTC  

99% of battered women look better than these heaps of hot garbage.

2018-09-29 02:32:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/495422530425978880/art_is_something_you_piss_in.jpg

2018-09-29 02:32:25 UTC  

i liked her in Ragnarok, had no major problems

2018-09-29 02:32:54 UTC  

I liked her too. I also somehow got through thor 3 without realizing she was supposed to be Valkyrie

2018-09-29 02:32:55 UTC  

Ragnarok was a very weak film

2018-09-29 02:32:59 UTC  

Nice bum.

2018-09-29 02:33:12 UTC  

80's isn't for everyone

2018-09-29 02:34:17 UTC  

I love Valkeryie's comic design so much though that I was sad when I realized that was her

2018-09-29 02:34:45 UTC  

Maybe you don't have to make them look like Diana Ross, but maybe make them look like Lauryn Hill

2018-09-29 02:34:57 UTC  

not enough breast or the armor design?

2018-09-29 02:35:07 UTC  
2018-09-29 02:35:37 UTC  

Just the general armor design. Too scifi, too much detail, and also her hair

2018-09-29 02:35:56 UTC  

I'm just confused why they wouldn't hire a nordic actress

2018-09-29 02:36:01 UTC  

Here's her first appearance

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/495423478653124608/delete.jpg

2018-09-29 02:36:27 UTC  

Why would a slavic god be black?

2018-09-29 02:36:54 UTC  

@Abel because Nords are white, and being born white is literally immoral.

2018-09-29 02:37:10 UTC  

I can understand how the leotard look probably wouldn't look too good on film, and the breast armor is a bit much, but they could've done something that didn't look more like a pilot jumpsuit

2018-09-29 02:37:12 UTC  

think if they had gone with short sleeves it wouldn't be as far off.

2018-09-29 02:37:18 UTC  

(let alone allowing people to see white actors that they... _like!_)

2018-09-29 02:37:54 UTC  

and more of a skirt like wonder woman style maybe.

2018-09-29 02:38:01 UTC  

But really I consider the twin tails with a tie or braids to be basically mandatory.

2018-09-29 02:38:02 UTC  

Liking any white person, other than HIllary Clinton, is _immoral_.

2018-09-29 02:38:03 UTC  

You saw what the MCU did to Heimdall, right?

2018-09-29 02:38:49 UTC  

the braids or ties would be nice, i agree.

2018-09-29 02:38:53 UTC  

I'm pretty sure heimdall is described as being dark skinned in the original myths

2018-09-29 02:38:55 UTC  

It's funny because Heimdall is explicitly in norse mythology described as "the whitest of the gods"

2018-09-29 02:39:11 UTC  

adds to the Norse feel

2018-09-29 02:39:22 UTC  

I remember a norse mythology analysis book I read a few years back

2018-09-29 02:39:47 UTC  

Heimdall was described as Whitest because he was of the best character

2018-09-29 02:39:50 UTC  

Yep, Heimdall was called the whitest of the gods.

2018-09-29 02:40:44 UTC  

But really, they're not Norse gods, they're aliens. The Norse mythos was based on them, so I don't care much about that. As long as they admit they're fine with appropriating the culture of others for their own means/artistic expression.

2018-09-29 02:41:10 UTC  

Actually they aren't aliens in the marvel universe

2018-09-29 02:41:14 UTC  

They're mutants

2018-09-29 02:41:26 UTC  

The highest level of mutants

2018-09-29 02:41:31 UTC  

Since when?

2018-09-29 02:41:57 UTC  

I still don't get how Asgard was reachable by spaceship since Asgard is an entirely different realm than Midgard. Presumably our known universe is Midgard.

2018-09-29 02:41:58 UTC  

they have what Magento wanted, their own country

2018-09-29 02:41:59 UTC  

lol

2018-09-29 02:42:08 UTC  

There was an Xmen comic where Loki discovers this