Message from @nyckls

Discord ID: 496109685867413505


2018-10-01 00:00:32 UTC  

loan sharks ftw

2018-10-01 00:00:36 UTC  

ahh i see

2018-10-01 00:00:37 UTC  

ofcourse

2018-10-01 00:00:40 UTC  

this all makes sense now

2018-10-01 00:00:45 UTC  

Well, I'm gonna go be one. Maybe do the coast guard thing

2018-10-01 00:01:10 UTC  

you just want a wide applause for holding your most virtuous, most intelligent opinions

2018-10-01 00:01:12 UTC  

I got an idea what you can do with that helicopter....

2018-10-01 00:01:14 UTC  

you ever tried a headhunting/.recruiting agency scrib?

2018-10-01 00:01:25 UTC  

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2018-10-01 00:01:34 UTC  

Hey, that's what you should do. Join the military scrib

2018-10-01 00:01:35 UTC  

I dunno what that is.

2018-10-01 00:01:38 UTC  

alas idk why this has to be repeated online

2018-10-01 00:01:46 UTC  

but nodoy really cares that much usually

2018-10-01 00:01:53 UTC  

Anyone who has ever taken ritalin is permanently ineligible for military service.

2018-10-01 00:01:59 UTC  

This is where people call me a liar

2018-10-01 00:02:00 UTC  

a company who gets paid by another company to find and fill positions for them

2018-10-01 00:02:13 UTC  

"So lie" Some might say.

2018-10-01 00:02:21 UTC  

"Fuck you" I'd say back.

2018-10-01 00:02:28 UTC  

"Wouldn't work anyway" I'd add.

2018-10-01 00:02:46 UTC  

@Scribblehatch what is your age?

2018-10-01 00:02:57 UTC  

Doesn't matter.

2018-10-01 00:03:58 UTC  

so 16-26

2018-10-01 00:04:01 UTC  

I took Ritalin and was in the military.

2018-10-01 00:04:12 UTC  

obviousley XD

2018-10-01 00:04:13 UTC  

Okay you apparently never told them.

2018-10-01 00:04:20 UTC  

I didn’t.

2018-10-01 00:04:25 UTC  

And they never checked your medical records?

2018-10-01 00:04:30 UTC  

Or it was never recorded.

2018-10-01 00:04:34 UTC  

I assume they must have.

2018-10-01 00:04:39 UTC  

Well apparently they didn't.

2018-10-01 00:04:41 UTC  

It was recorded.

2018-10-01 00:04:45 UTC  

Because that should've barred you permanently.

2018-10-01 00:04:49 UTC  

Like asthma.

2018-10-01 00:04:53 UTC  

maaatt daaaaamon

2018-10-01 00:05:09 UTC  

XD yeah as much as i hate this virtue signaly kind of shit

2018-10-01 00:05:13 UTC  

that skit is funny lol

2018-10-01 00:05:14 UTC  

you can't blame the military for having standards imo

2018-10-01 00:05:19 UTC  

I don't.

2018-10-01 00:05:22 UTC  

I wasn’t taking it while in the military though. Do they also bar you if you used to?