I prefer the term 'pusses.

Dogs want a challenge.

Dogs won't bullshit their reasons for wanting to stare at you.

A cat will.

"Nah I just came here to rub against the door."

"It's a fuckin' coincidence alright?"

hehe

There's no better way to test prospective parenthood skills than to get a dog first.

Getting a cat will teach you *nothing.*

The panel tim was on at mythcon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5U7p5M49kg

It will teach you how to deal with women

Playing a frustrating glitchy game can have the same effect

"Wow this sucks. There's no logic that can help me win this. It just does whatever it does, and then I lose."

Nah.

You don't have a pet cat, your cat had a pet human

Not if you exert authority over them.

Cats cannot be taught tricks.

Even in hollywood, they admit this

When you see a cat in a movie that seems to behave

It's because they got 11 different cats that all did this specific mutant thing.

The woman, not the cat.

Cats can be taught tricks they just won't do them if they don't want to

@♓♏♋ oh trust me i did when i dated. Never spent more on dates than she did, made it clear that id not stop seeing other girls and so on.

i just dont want to deal with women to begin with

If you exert authority over a woman now, she'll just consult with some feminists and they'll poison her with how she can use the law to fuck you.

That's how most divorces get started.

That was more aimed at Scrib

consult THIS 🖕

That's bullshit.

Ah.

I'm convinced.

i have two healthy hands, and my hands wont try to put me down, theyll hold my beer and my cigarette afterwards.

One minute you think one way.. And then you think another.

Just coming down on someone like a ton of bricks isn't exerting authority.

Your authority has to be established first.

Projecting much?

Why is that where your mind went?

"You must've meant coming down like a ton of bricks"

Oh. Did I..? Coulda sworn I didn't.. But okay.

its established by me refusing to conform to her expectations such as not seeing other girls or paying for her shit (if thats something she expects)

Them seeking counsel implies that the male lacks finesse enough for them to feel coerced.