remember that you're the one who rolled out that lazy shite and prompted me. and no, since we're all locked down i have nothing better to do whatsoever.

Ok

So... Boris is in intensive care?

sounds like it

How old is he?

they've moved him there, someone on the BBC reported they were giving him oxygen

50s?

A relatively critical decade of life tbh.

and trump has come out with some mysterious comment about sending things to the NHS but it's trump so who the fuck knows, he makes everything up as he goes along

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/crime/domestic-abuse-calls-up-25percent-in-coronavirus-lockdown-–-charity/ar-BB12d9Za?ocid=spartanntp

Is the Twittersphere celebrating yet?

yeah, expect increases in: december births, divorces, domestic abuse

@Dostayer Yes

probably depression and related illnesses too

@Hopix bunch of dispicable little hypocrites.

Hope he pulls through

hope so

They are blaming everyone with cruelty while being cruel themselves.

I hope for you too.

"And I’ve asked two of the leading companies – these are brilliant companies. Ebola, Aids, they’ve come with the solutions and just have done incredible jobs – and I’ve asked them to contact London immediately. They’ve really advanced therapeutics ... and they have arrived in London already, the London office has whatever they need.

We’ll see if we can be of help. We’ve contacted all of Boris’s doctors, and we’ll see what is going to take place, but they are ready to go."

Ebola and Aids are the best companies.

lmao

2 days old but still:
https://twitter.com/CompanionsOfWho/status/1246375403637407744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

@system11 there was a company named Aids funnily enough...

them saying corona virus is caused by 5g in the UK is basically blaming china

as huawei

is behind it

KEKW

big brains

Thought a limerick was coming..

There was a company called aids

i think its inevitable that over time it will be proven to be chinas fault as opposed to an unfortunate turn of events starting there

but what will the response be?

China's fault as in what

Purposeful?

their incompetence cause the pandemic

and their coverup of that made it worse

Yeah

Ok not believing their recent figures either

there is no evidence of human to human transmission

t- the WHO