They're like uranium.

Just.. stay out of the way. But where.

WHERE.

They work in HR and they sometimes come to speak at company events on some progressive BS.

How the fuck do we seal these people away.

should have rehabs for them

These people get invited to STANFORD and GOOGLE.

I have seen it.

--Of course

Stop feeding them.

You think you're in on some big secret there?

Everyone knows that. lol

Google went evil awhile ago.

They are like those fat sea gulls. You know people keep throwing them fries.

Hey.

I've thrown seagulls fries.

I had a wonderful time

And so did the seagull.

Let's not compare SJWs to that joy.

Please.

Yes, but they end up being really nasty.

Nasty and fat - like feminists.

Hey.

They're birds.

What great future are we expecting.

And I have compassion for my bird brethren - but it's for their own good.

Stop feeding them.

They aren't CROWS.

Crows have a glorious future ahead of them.

OMFG DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CROW?!

You little hatted brat!

Crows have problem solving abilities

Seagulls do not.

Let them get fat, who gives a shit.

I WILL PECK YOUR DAMN EYES OUT.

You certainly didnt met the london seagulls

Those are savage motherfuckers

Yah, they're pushy as hell.

crows are fucking scary with their hierarchy and linguistic abilities to communicate descriptions and identities

They shit all over the place, they are fat, and nasty.

understanding human mannerisms and rules