Message from @♓♏♋

Discord ID: 497944099383410698


2018-10-06 01:30:59 UTC  

That's about the only jobs that mandate handwashing afaik.

2018-10-06 01:31:04 UTC  

I have a cushy office job.

2018-10-06 01:31:09 UTC  

Guys

2018-10-06 01:31:15 UTC  

My cat is just staring at me menacingly

2018-10-06 01:31:18 UTC  

Meowing

2018-10-06 01:31:20 UTC  

What do if oneitis?

2018-10-06 01:31:24 UTC  

That's transphobic, @♓♏♋

2018-10-06 01:31:30 UTC  

OMFG not oneitis.

2018-10-06 01:31:38 UTC  

You're transpgobin

2018-10-06 01:31:40 UTC  

A lot of work places require it

2018-10-06 01:31:41 UTC  

I can talk till im blue in the face.

2018-10-06 01:31:42 UTC  

Thinking about it, I don't know where the cleaning supplies are at work if I wanted to clean the toilet. All I've ever paid attention to is a plunger

2018-10-06 01:31:43 UTC  

Transpgonisb

2018-10-06 01:31:47 UTC  

Transpgobin

2018-10-06 01:31:50 UTC  

Fuck sake

2018-10-06 01:31:56 UTC  

Lol

2018-10-06 01:32:00 UTC  

You tried

2018-10-06 01:32:01 UTC  

If you have oneitis, just lock yourself in a room for a week and wait for it to pass.

2018-10-06 01:32:03 UTC  

like if my job had a disgusting toilet i would just get a sign up sheet and make sure all the blokes at work took turns cleaning it

2018-10-06 01:32:03 UTC  

Transphopic

2018-10-06 01:32:04 UTC  

Transgoblin

2018-10-06 01:32:13 UTC  

Transgoblin are real goblins too

2018-10-06 01:32:18 UTC  

It keeps auto to that one ducking work

2018-10-06 01:32:20 UTC  

Word

2018-10-06 01:32:25 UTC  

That a human turned goblin

2018-10-06 01:32:43 UTC  

OMG I am making cheesecake and it's almost done ahhhh

2018-10-06 01:32:47 UTC  

Or hobgoblin turned goblin

2018-10-06 01:32:47 UTC  

Transplants are neither plants nor trans.

/thread

2018-10-06 01:32:50 UTC  

I ducking love cheesecake

2018-10-06 01:32:50 UTC  

I've had this oneitis for a year or two

2018-10-06 01:32:51 UTC  

Sounds like wereJohn Candy.

2018-10-06 01:32:58 UTC  

What is omeitis

2018-10-06 01:33:00 UTC  

Oneitis

2018-10-06 01:33:10 UTC  

Is quoting the kid from kindergarten cop transphobic, racist, and sexist? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPP_In40at4

2018-10-06 01:33:17 UTC  

Oneitis is one of the worst diseases men can catch from women.

2018-10-06 01:33:22 UTC  

Boys have a penis

2018-10-06 01:33:32 UTC  

Grils have a Virginia

2018-10-06 01:33:33 UTC  

Right after herpes.

2018-10-06 01:33:40 UTC  

Girls have West Virginia.

2018-10-06 01:33:43 UTC  

Fucking auto correct turning fucking to ducking on you to I see @OofYeetEye