Why won't it play. The woman is prepping herself for a date.

Using a car window she tought had no people in it.

still had to be uploaded

Two men inside and she is freaking embarassed.

I thought the Book of Beanie was, "Before we get started, please head over to patreon.com/timcast to help support my work."

thats the Prologue on page 1

Lol.

Clearly, I am a true believer.

Quick question, does some women out there carry toilet papers?

O.O

I carry a roll of paper towels in my car.

most carry silicone bags

@_@

That seems to be overkill on some instances.

no its not

Paper towels are awesome.

Check oil, wipe up stains, clean windows...

I even have a thing of off-brand Windex.

good for sexual emergencies?

I'm one of those men that doesn't care if the bust of a woman is big or small. I prefer personality. >.>

why choose one?

Because my favorite spot on the woman is the small of the back. You know that place where slightly above the butt, but it is part of the back.

size doesnt matter,

But it certainly adds points 😉

I'm a shut-in, so really, any reasonably attractive woman will do.

Something so feminim about that.

Don't expect dinners though, I spend my money on waifus.

🤓

But I got to the point I am scared to date now, due to so many false allegations.

Laydieeeez.

someone start my helicopter,

Weeb just won a free trip

And it feels like a hassle to constantly bring an extra person or record everything.

Feels so wrong.

Just do like Tommy Wiseau did in The Room.

just date eastern europeans 😉

"I will record everything!"

@Dr.Wol _Somebody_ wants a green card...

Hah

i'm a dutchMAN 😛

A flying Dutchman?

stop stealing our woman kay ?

i was in serbia for 3 days though this week