At least I can grow a beard you prepubescent plebs.

Ouch

at least mine aint white

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I totally meant it. Creedmoor is fucking old. He even told me that he likes whipped prunes!

I just trimmed, I'm trying to get a goatee rocking.

smh

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist nice!

I can't grow a beard

You poor soul

I could grow a beard since 16, but I shave it for the ladies

Lil bitch is what I heard

You mean lesbians

@MetalViking Skål

@MetalViking looking like a knock off joe dirt

If they can't handle the beard, they aren't worth it.

Well I did turn a girl into a lesbian once...

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist I was just typing almost exactly that.

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist exactly

@Ramrod1992 well i AM from NC

@MetalViking I'm roughly there RN, but my beard is a much lighter color...wouldn't be that visible.

Mine is currently 2 fists long

My beard grows like 3 inches

I got a decent beard

In my defense, the girls I'd be dating are in the 17/18 age range so a beard would be intimidating

Got all these beard pics in here 🤣 and I'm over here like "I don't want the feds in here to get my mugshot for the assassins"

Lmao

Fuck them, they gonna need more than a mugshot to get me.

When your job is fast food, you don't get to carry at work.

That they know of

Yeah that’s what I’m worried about

A snake in the garden

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fuck worrying mugshots, youll still get shot at in the boog

True

Lol I do what I want at work. Carry my stendo on me cuz