No but I know Yuri managed to do so

Yuri can ligma balls

Oh fuck

Chad response

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@everyone anyone wanna go in on an order of these with me?

Oh shit lmao

They're $7 each @booglooman92 {OH} if ya would like to go in on it

Are the correctly size for “bottle opening” lol

And I cut open my hand

Great

They are, only downside is plastic

But they have the exact dimension for bottle opening

So easy to replicate in metal

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist how

Box cutter, its numb RN

oof

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist it'll be better beforr you're married

I'm already married

Prolly gonna need stiches

Superglue

Nah I’m going to get tied up in buying this mark4 and mini lathe, I’m going to be broke broke again lol.

That too, I noticed the cut and immediately applied pressure

Also holding it above heart level

Superglue and electrical tape with papertowel

Patched many stitch worthy wounds with just a mechanics bandage

They got a special sterilized glue but yea

I have is many scars on my hands, probably more scars than you got pubes. Not. One. Stitch. All super glue and duct tape. Whether it's borderline lobbing my finger off, running whole hand down a 1/2" titanium drill bit or shot with a nail gun. Daddy didnt raise a bitch. Nor a insurance parasite

Dude, I was the only guy in there who didn't panic

I usually say "fuck, can't use that hand for the rest of the day"

I just asked for gauze and my boss lost it

Lol. Mine says "looks like a good 6 stitcher" "....no.... Absolutely not. If I want $1500 of fishing line, I'd buy out all of Dicks stock"

Lol, boss is a lady here

Same

Ghetto....

Well she was an army wife. Showed her what up

Sounds dank

Here, took the bandages off

Not bad. Looks superficial

Glue it and glue alone

Oof