It seriously seems like Scrib isn't actually suicidal as much as they are attention whoring.

as much as I hate it too.
At least some sort of effort and talking to someone.
Hell finding a job even

-_-

And no I don't, Jes.

I'll admit, I can empathize a lot with Scrib

okay well gl mate

Suicidal people don't talk like this.

Fucking hell scribs

Haven’t done a resume before?

takes @Jes advice

and PM all of this

but this defeatist attitude is pathetic

Fine

its free help because you made me laugh

Fucking pm me your resume

with the loli convo

Gimme gimme

you didnt network for a favour but im offering

Can I put: “filthy loli perv” on mine?

blank out your details and pm it over, i'll rewrite it and ping it back

I'd just fluff it with "Freelancing" anyway.

i do sales, i know how to sell anything, including peopls

Nevermind that freelancing didn't do dick.

What’s that mean

Exactly.

It means nothing.

sell me daddy

But it's what these idiots in suits wanna see

Officially looking language

yaaaaaaas Senny

"You were BUSY. Taking care of business!"

so let me do it for you

Senny please help

Uh actually being able to sustain a company is impressive

??

scribs is having problems

think of it this way scrib, you have literally nothing to lose

scrib needs a good therapist

https://youtu.be/PKs6y9_d2ps?t=39s

Scribs refuses to listen to anyone.

and as effed as i am helping someone else will make me feel better