lolwe need to fuck a genderbent fictional turtle dragon

We need to fuck BOWSER

Aliens are going to look at us, think our species just like fucking everything.

google "how to sleep forever"

Like we are just going around humping everything all day long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYQTSJOlDQw

well it is fitting

as we see dogs like that

I got suicide hotline recommended when I googled "how to sleep forever"

XD hahahahha fuckign christ google is spicy

If you want to sleep forever, you must become one with Lavos.

I remember needing to fuck a warship

That is so out of date... that is so 2015.

I've not been horny enough to fuck a warship, gay cat, dragon, planet, cell, bowser, or corporate nintendo meme since 2015.

it also came up when I googled what to do with your life or something like that

I wonder what 2019 has in store.

Pepsi-chan.

```corporate nintendo```

...?

oh cool pokeball ^

I just notice something... pepsi's symbol looks a lot like Obama's change campaign symbol.

uh oh ^

WE NEED TO HAVE PEPSI SUE OBAMAS

lol thicc coke

You sound like a drug addict who finds coke to be fuckable.

tbh i dont know which i prefer

:\

liek the drinks i mean

in terms of that image i defs prefer coke

Do you have a pic of that, Dusty?

pepsi looks too much like a fuckign child

bonerkill

id do a threesome with thicc coke and skinny pepsi

but i know some girls that would get reaaally offended if i say how they look like childeren

coke and pepsi are old enough julz dont let the looks fool you

and they are my age lol 24