~~why the fuck am I trying to sound smart~~

One time I drank a whole can of soda in one big glug. o:

I came in from outdoors and I was hot as the dickens.

I need to stop drinking soda so much

Jesus I don’t know what’s gonna happen to me

I can see the two anime characters in that complication talking to their kids...

*future kids*
So how did you and mom meet?
*looks in the far distant*
We were being dorks role playing about the wind.

~~My gf is from the Philippines~~

Also your mother made a big fool of herself.

>.>

~~she’s a huge nerd~~

Study the Wari' @Spectre9

~~and she’s a fucking amazing artist holy shite~~

Oh I had a girl from Philipines wanting to marry me.

~~I think she’s a bit of a furry tho~~

She got super mad when I said it wouldn't work.

~~But hey, she thicc af~~

Long distant relationships.

I was 24 and she was 21... :\

Yeah that’s how I am, long distance relationships don’t work

She was pretty as fuck, don't get me wrong.

This girl is an actor in the high school drama club like me xP

Just how is she going to get from Philipines to United States?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ns14hRqwY8

I get what you’re saying man

She got unreasonably mad... like psycho mad.

Damn.

~~sounds like my gf when people call her short~~

She was a nerd and got picked on, but she was beautiful. It was kind of the situation where... she latched onto me big time.

Aye

What is it with pretty nerds and jackasses man

I don’t get it

Pretty nerds..?

She wore glasses, but when she took them off.

DAmn...

She wore thick round glasses...

She wears glasses occasionally

I just can’t really tell when she will and when she won’t

Usually it’s random

Usually I don’t even notice when they are on.

Tbh she’s a little bit crazy