Seems to be a border collie and black labrador mix

ahahah lol this girl i was with a couple weeks back has a cat that fucking scratches and bites everyone

except for me

Ooof

thank god cuz im allergic

Cats are such valley girls

it prolly smelled that you got some deadly memes to counter its bites

Dogs won't have to come up with an excuse to watch you on the toilet

A cat however

XD lol or that her master liked me lol

"What, I just wanted to rub against this doorframe. This has nothing to do with you, you were just HERE okay"

then again

it did try to fucking pounce on my dick at like 9 am with claws out

lol

"I was already on my way to come smell the toilet why are you here?"

i jumped like 4 meters out fo the way

the cat or the girl?!

the cat

the girl it was earlier lol

should've specified more


the human or the animal? 😛

that i dont mind

then again, animals in the sack

its more getting scratches directly on my dick that i dont like.

The one that can or can not solve math problems

no, might've been a dense one

uff

i wouldnt be laughing about it if it landed

oh

The one with or without fur?

XD yeah i dont think this girls great at math either

but idc shes cool

or well you're canadian, fur might be natural there

has a dope fuckign record collection

the one without wiskers?

and yess wol it still doesnt narrow down

i know

i'm trying okay

oh yeah she doesnt have whiskers

the girl

Oooh i know

The one with or without opposable thumbs 😉