Message from @JULZIFICATOR
Discord ID: 503574151798325250
you deserve to be bitten
you're a really unlovable person 😛
What kind of puppy?
Seems to be a border collie and black labrador mix
ahahah lol this girl i was with a couple weeks back has a cat that fucking scratches and bites everyone
except for me
Ooof
thank god cuz im allergic
Cats are such valley girls
it prolly smelled that you got some deadly memes to counter its bites
Dogs won't have to come up with an excuse to watch you on the toilet
A cat however
XD lol or that her master liked me lol
"What, I just wanted to rub against this doorframe. This has nothing to do with you, you were just HERE okay"
then again
it did try to fucking pounce on my dick at like 9 am with claws out
lol
"I was already on my way to come smell the toilet why are you here?"
i jumped like 4 meters out fo the way
the cat or the girl?!
the girl it was earlier lol
should've specified more
the human or the animal? 😛
that i dont mind
then again, animals in the sack
its more getting scratches directly on my dick that i dont like.
The one that can or can not solve math problems
no, might've been a dense one
uff
i wouldnt be laughing about it if it landed
oh
The one with or without fur?
XD yeah i dont think this girls great at math either
but idc shes cool
or well you're canadian, fur might be natural there
has a dope fuckign record collection
the one without wiskers?
and yess wol it still doesnt narrow down
i know
i'm trying okay
oh yeah she doesnt have whiskers