but jesus christ everyone seems to think it's going to destroy the planet

wtf is all this jim vs sargon shit anyway, can someone tl;dw for me

Who is Jim

Jim had NOTHING on Vee and Sargon.

haha

Two people know who jim is

And he just spent like... a couple days pretending he was holding the sword of damocles over them.

Also... Jesus Christ is a doomsday trigger. >.>

Does anyone remember that guy who dated the rapture TWICE?

sargon made a bet that he could put a hamster up his butt and lost

That's Jim now.

> Couple

He is going to destroy the world and people want to see him come.

then there were martians who invaded england

3

I'm seriously concerned about Jim. He sounds like he's losing it. I'm not joking.

they said that hillary is secretly a cat person

Okay 3 days.

4

However many you want

Like wow...seriously, the guy who heralds the end of the time and you want him to show up?

by sargon didn't want to believe it so he sent vee to russia

Ain't that like.. counter-productive to survival?

it was less than a day

XD im watching the jim reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefest on vees stream LOL poor vee hahaha gettin shit on

putin was busy peeing on a hotel bed, so he couldn't take his call

Vee wants ethics in doxing

It was certainly over a day.

But let's review.

God damn it feels like I am being ignored. Do I have to strip naked and run across a ball field?

Jim just pulled a Geraldo Rivera

If I keep interjecting random facts it'll make you sperg more, won't it?

You guys talking about Jim Carry?

WHATEVER COULD BE IN AL CAPONE'S VAULT

Yes, The comedian

I WILL NOW SHOW YOU, ON LIVE TELEVISION.

I think 9/11 was done by the lizard people.

Jim lost it a long time ago.

Great comedian, funny guyy

--NOTHING IS IN THE VAULT. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS IN THE VAULT. I HYPED EVERYONE UP FOR NOTHING.