Message from @JULZIFICATOR
Discord ID: 504030020449075208
Listen to the gospel.
lets post the hungry hammer
Mmm shekels boobs
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog
Yus. My bobs bring the shekels
sup dog
DOUBLE CROSSIN DAMES
👿
Calm down @Scribblehatch. I'm a double double crossing dame.
Wait
I'm a triple crossing dame
That's it
*counts on my fingers, pauses... nods*
a tripper crossing dame would just be a trap again
or just a normal dude
with a dick
*transphobia alert*
FUCKING OCELOT
Hehe
Awesome
Of all the things that Ocelot anticipated.
>YouTube video: every ocelot betrayal in metal gear
>runtime 22 minutes
He gets his hand cut off within 10 minutes of his first appearance.
It's almost as though he wasn't meant to be that important at first.
And was just retro-added to everything.
I would love to see the shonen story arc giving us the background story of oscelot's hand.
"Everyone likes this stupid russian cowboy with a big stupid mustache."
"DO WHITE PEOPLE DOMINATE THE OUTDOORS."
Fuck. Right off.
I can't even parse that.
You know how to do diversity initiatives properly? Stop telling absolutely everybody that you're doing them.
You want to hire black female models? Dress them up in plaid shirts too. I don't give a shit.
Stop farting in my face and telling me it smells like perfume.
I don't think this guy has done the necessary market research.