https://tenor.com/view/crab-safe-dance-gif-13211112

only twitter has reading comprehension failure

https://www.axios.com/bernie-sanders-suspends-facebook-ads-2020-election-8d888649-55fb-4358-a6e6-cac09584bac8.html

he's suspending his Facebook ads

https://twitter.com/JudyWoodruff/status/1240308160117669889?s=20

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678531385123667998/689873503058788397/image0.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8cpSrNlT9E

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689877553631985772/1584548203629.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423082565621121034/689882482438307859/image0.png

Any confirmation for this? I haven't checked for a source yet.

https://www.theverge.com/interface/2020/3/12/21174815/earn-it-act-encryption-killer-lindsay-graham-match-group

pretty much, yeah

but with everything and everyone locked down, not much us plebs can do about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP9y7F_rzzo

http://theredelephants.com/breaking-us-government-knew-about-corona-virus-in-december-failed-to-act/

Trump attempted to prevent travel but I think the House blocked it.

you mean the EU ban?

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVS8aTQ46Rw

perfect example of why people love Trump

"why are you calling this the chinese virus"
"because it comes from China"

it's simple, consistent logic like this that makes me love this guy.

Yang: “A Thousand Dollars for every American”
Trump: “Make it Two”

The US be socialist now

Colbert: [shaking and frothing at the mouth] "tttzztttwooooo thhoouusssannddssththsss?!?!?!"

Wouldn't be the first time this happened, if you guys knew your history

Lol

yeah, fucks sake, economic packages have happened before

The US be socialist before

Because socialism is an on off switch

C'mon bud use that thinker you've got

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689915340674826270/1500094568852.gif

^ this fuckin guy rn

when the government spends any money on its own citizens instead of saudis or israel

Pretty much w/e orange man does, BAD

The guy could literally find a cure/vaccine to covid19 and still be worse than Hitler to these ppl

billions of dollars to saudi and israel annually: everything's fine
Americans get a few grand to weather a rough spot literally once: "SSOOOUUUSSHHHIIIAAALLLIIZZIIIMMM"

Colbert was a lot better when he played a conservative

Senate voting on the relief bill, haven't heard many NAYs

> Because socialism is an on off switch

Lmao

Printer go brrrrr

Lol this guy thinks seven billion dollars is something impactful and not the trillions the fed is pumping 😂

What u on bro