No, too easy to fix

If you introduced a competitive element, would be possible to do betting, tho

It would be like a softcore version of public hangings

People want shame

Bring back the stocks as well please

Yep

All civnats forced to live in Brixton and at Paul's

St*

> Two Brits have reportedly been held in separate incidents in Morocco after being caught trying to smuggle thousands of face masks out of the country
> ... failing to declare 100,000 face masks. The unnamed trucker was planning to take the face masks back to the UK so he could sell them for £26 each
>
> The value of his load has been put at £2.6 million.

Jesus

Who'd buy a face mask for that much

https://twitter.com/politicshome/status/1235131618983120898

IT BEGINS

28 Days Later is upon us

Good tbh, the army might actually do some fucking policing

The police are also told to only investigate serious crimes if there is an epidemic.
You don’t need to tell them to do that.

https://twitter.com/DarrenEuronews/status/1235103033157128192

Madlad

You complain at that but not the thousands of headscarves

Plastic bags could actually make a good improvised mask

https://twitter.com/mswhoisshe/status/1235120388150980608

Breathing might be difficult though

Plastic bag and a tube with a filter on the end

Basically a hazmat suit

Lmao

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/n7jqqd/priti-patel-home-secretary-divisive-culture-wars

vice alert

Patak

It's pretty obvious how

The fucking media

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1235165276578045953

Lmao, last thing the EU needed

isnt the whole brexit team over there at the moment?

Maybe all the MEP's will get infected and the entire EU will just fall apart

8% of Iran's parliament have it

not sure how many they have total

in parl

I bet they'll be increasing quarantine measures rather quickly now

Unless they're really dumb

https://twitter.com/ladyhaja/status/1235167008091762688

lol.. apparently there is a british kebab awards