Waits for dick jokes

No no

it's a rocket

tbh

The Atlas V is a space dildo

looks like a missile

That’s because it *is* a rocket

But yeah

i mean

it looks like it's holding a nuclear warhead

This thing was used to bomb the moon btw

are you brave enough tho?

yes

What?

<:aha:427144053868724235>

Oh

Right

“Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough”

i wana watch us blow up the moOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

such a gud idea

what could go wrong

Blows up moon

noooo

Then we get the now defunct game “Shattered Horizon”

We need to bring that shit back

You can’t even buy it anymore ;-;

the sky would be sooo pwetty!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqARrbi1h8

We went from one moon

To a hundred moons

We bombed the moon with this

And then crashed the LCROSS probe into the debris to look for liquid water

~~we secretly just destroyed an alien base~~

dishonoruuuu

Dishonor? For what?

fetish for non human people things

i love foot

WaPo has stated that "Democrats hold a statistically insignificant lead over Republicans in the house race..."

The blue wave is looking dead

rabbit foot?