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2018-10-24 13:05:10 UTC  

Commie.

2018-10-24 13:05:10 UTC  

A pair of parents read about the exotic delicacies of Africa and the Far East. In the coming week, they serve dog meat to their children.

2018-10-24 13:05:24 UTC  

Ok

2018-10-24 13:05:26 UTC  

Funnily enough despite living so close to China

2018-10-24 13:05:29 UTC  

perhaps thats why he's single? 😉

2018-10-24 13:05:32 UTC  

I only met one guy who ate dog

2018-10-24 13:05:38 UTC  

Thermonuclear

2018-10-24 13:06:13 UTC  

Tim asks his father for permission to stay out late because his classmates are throwing a party. When his father refuses, Tim slams the door in his face.

2018-10-24 13:06:22 UTC  

Dam you spoiled

2018-10-24 13:07:26 UTC  

i know

2018-10-24 13:07:29 UTC  

Tim is such a spoiled brat 😛

2018-10-24 13:07:31 UTC  

Jane's boss calls all of his employees by their first names but does not allow any of them to call him by his first name. When Jane insists that it must be a two-way street, he fires her.

2018-10-24 13:07:35 UTC  

what the fuck is this question

2018-10-24 13:07:39 UTC  

Of course that's OK.

2018-10-24 13:07:48 UTC  

I just put in neutral

2018-10-24 13:08:00 UTC  

Its his right to fire anyone but I wont respect that.

2018-10-24 13:08:05 UTC  

So I think that evens out

2018-10-24 13:08:44 UTC  

he's the boss, if she doesn't like it she can find other work 😄

2018-10-24 13:08:51 UTC  

Same feel here.

2018-10-24 13:08:53 UTC  

Bob and Pam are siblings. Bob is given $10 by their father and is told to distribute it between them as he likes. Bob gives $1 to Pam and pockets the $9 himself.

2018-10-24 13:08:55 UTC  

wtf

2018-10-24 13:08:57 UTC  

of course it's OK

2018-10-24 13:09:00 UTC  

he can do what he wants

2018-10-24 13:09:24 UTC  

nah, its not okay, family should stand together and help each other 😛

2018-10-24 13:09:26 UTC  

else you get SJW's

2018-10-24 13:09:38 UTC  

Using both a condom and the pill, a brother and a sister decide that they want to sleep with each other - just once, to see what it would be like.

2018-10-24 13:09:39 UTC  

Or you get people who understand how the world works.

2018-10-24 13:09:52 UTC  

Jesus christ

2018-10-24 13:09:56 UTC  

Tim asks his father for permission to stay out late because his classmates are throwing a party. When his father refuses, Tim slams the door in his face.

Is that you sir TimCast.

2018-10-24 13:10:10 UTC  

family != the world

2018-10-24 13:10:19 UTC  

A Christian bakery refuses to custom decorate a cake with chocolate letters that would carry a pro-gay message.

2018-10-24 13:10:21 UTC  

Lmao

2018-10-24 13:10:24 UTC  

I think I read that somewhere.

2018-10-24 13:10:27 UTC  

xd

2018-10-24 13:10:29 UTC  

just wait til you get to question 29

2018-10-24 13:10:40 UTC  

Think the questiosn are randomized order

2018-10-24 13:11:00 UTC  

Lol fairness is my highest

2018-10-24 13:11:03 UTC  

I must be a commie

2018-10-24 13:11:24 UTC  

Tim and Linda have been dating for almost a year. Since they've never agreed to be exclusive, Tim sleeps with other women without telling Linda.

2018-10-24 13:11:30 UTC  

Polyarcho-capitalism is best ism. Secession is the answer to everything.

2018-10-24 13:11:45 UTC  

fine i meant the one about applying condoms with your mouth 😛