Message from @Ayylmao

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2020-03-12 04:47:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678532257924907018/687522169345015818/2008-10-23-Detour.jpg

2020-03-12 04:48:07 UTC  

Domestic travel apparently however it does not say where from.

2020-03-12 04:48:27 UTC  

Only 100 miles away, I was in that town today.

2020-03-12 04:49:01 UTC  

In a hospital building even.

2020-03-12 05:37:20 UTC  

I mean, doesn't he jump off a cliff in *every* movie? Like it was a main plot point in both Goldeneye and Skyfall.

2020-03-12 05:38:03 UTC  

He's also "died" in several.

2020-03-12 08:57:26 UTC  

Quick, someone coof at Soros before he jumps into the nearest mole hill

2020-03-12 09:29:54 UTC  

Soon, lockdowns

2020-03-12 09:33:16 UTC  
2020-03-12 10:33:36 UTC  

he went though all the loops to use his gun and they still booked him

2020-03-12 10:33:48 UTC  

if any y'all nibbas interested in listening to our wonderful and totally not a wannabe dictator president speak about the situation in our shithole
https://youtu.be/wfJO52eks9A

2020-03-12 10:34:05 UTC  

stream hasnt started yet tho

2020-03-12 10:48:16 UTC  

oh god scrolling through philippine twitter for updates is a nightmare

2020-03-12 10:51:00 UTC  

I like how each counry has containmeant measures just different enough to be questionable in effectiveness

2020-03-12 10:51:28 UTC  

USA has 10 people in the capital, recommends 1000+ events shouldn't happen

2020-03-12 10:52:07 UTC  

We had like 50 infected total, 100+ (yes, hundred) people events got banned and all schools shut down for at least two weeks (that is, plus measures from last week like putting everyone who's back from Italy into a 14 day quarantine though I'm not sure they actually get all of them, and random border health checks, which isn't terribly effective if they don't check everyone - oh and we banned visas from Iran)

2020-03-12 10:52:50 UTC  

Poland meanwhile started border checks and shuts schools down selectively based on whether there's someone infected. And has random temperature checks on trains.

2020-03-12 10:54:32 UTC  

Austria just went like "no"

2020-03-12 11:30:31 UTC  

Meanwhile

2020-03-12 11:30:42 UTC  

>two senators are quarantined

2020-03-12 11:30:46 UTC  

>they came back from Italy

2020-03-12 11:30:50 UTC  

<:GWmythicalHyperREEEE:373159924487684106>

2020-03-12 11:32:12 UTC  

EU is pissed that USA banned european flights without asking them first

2020-03-12 11:32:32 UTC  

See, a good move from Trump or whoever. Act first, take six week long negotiation with EU later

2020-03-12 11:34:17 UTC  

Meanwhile in Spain

2020-03-12 11:34:33 UTC  

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2020-03-12 11:35:29 UTC  

Remember kids. The virus can't touch you if you don't give consent.

2020-03-12 11:37:55 UTC  

god dammit, seems like every new infected is arrival from Italy or met someone who came from there

2020-03-12 11:38:06 UTC  

Just do like Austria and cancel Italy already <:GWmythicalHyperREEEE:373159924487684106>