Message from @Goddess Tyche

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2020-03-16 10:58:19 UTC  

Virgin Panic Buyer VS Chad Panicked Even Earlier And Didn't Need To Fight People To Buy TP

2020-03-16 10:58:19 UTC  

You really only need water and shelter as immediate commodities

2020-03-16 10:58:35 UTC  

You can wait a week or more for food

2020-03-16 10:58:47 UTC  

You need food, lmao

2020-03-16 10:58:51 UTC  

This ain't a week thing

2020-03-16 10:59:02 UTC  

You dont need food for a month

2020-03-16 10:59:06 UTC  

Roughly

2020-03-16 10:59:11 UTC  

You do.

2020-03-16 10:59:19 UTC  

Depends on how shitty your health is

2020-03-16 10:59:24 UTC  

*Revolutionary new diet sweeps the nation*

2020-03-16 10:59:28 UTC  

Unless you intend to literally hibernate inside your house.

2020-03-16 10:59:37 UTC  

Literally fasting is a diet

2020-03-16 10:59:46 UTC  

Sounds like self quarantine to me

2020-03-16 11:00:31 UTC  

Apparently hedgehogs sometimes interrupt hibernation, snoop around to see if there's any food and then continue

2020-03-16 11:00:58 UTC  

Panic makes you prepare, and the only dividing line is how smart you are about panicking. Preppers panic ALWAYS, the TP people panic too late.

2020-03-16 11:01:19 UTC  

People are also overblowing this disease

2020-03-16 11:01:20 UTC  

its only a matter of time before the full blown lockdowns come in the us so yes you need some extra food

2020-03-16 11:01:21 UTC  

Also, imagine chat, the amount of food atm Infected at stores... Well if you only started stocking a couple weeks ago

2020-03-16 11:01:22 UTC  

It's a bad flu

2020-03-16 11:01:30 UTC  
2020-03-16 11:01:34 UTC  

PANIC

2020-03-16 11:01:39 UTC  

It is a bad flu

2020-03-16 11:01:47 UTC  

IT IS THE FUCKING WORST DISEASE EVER!

2020-03-16 11:01:53 UTC  

Its a bad flu

2020-03-16 11:02:07 UTC  

If you believed that, you would take extreme precautions, and increase chances of survival.

2020-03-16 11:02:09 UTC  

"I'm a retard who doesn't understand how bad the flu can get"

2020-03-16 11:02:32 UTC  

But "it's just a flu" gets you complacent and more likely to get it and spread it.

2020-03-16 11:02:35 UTC  

PANIC GOOD

2020-03-16 11:02:37 UTC  

But no. I'm not a boomer, nor am I an Xer

2020-03-16 11:02:46 UTC  

So im good

2020-03-16 11:03:24 UTC  

Yeah, fuck your parents, who needs those, amirite?

2020-03-16 11:03:33 UTC  

My parents will be fine.

2020-03-16 11:03:44 UTC  

Until they won't.

2020-03-16 11:03:48 UTC  

Oh please

2020-03-16 11:03:48 UTC  

Because you haven't panicked enough.

2020-03-16 11:03:53 UTC  

They've survived far worse

2020-03-16 11:04:50 UTC  

They sure haven't lived in a depressed economy with hundreds of deaths coming in apart from that

2020-03-16 11:05:05 UTC  

They have supplies backed up months.

2020-03-16 11:05:18 UTC  

And they know how to live off the land. Just like I do

2020-03-16 11:05:23 UTC  

See, what made them do that?

2020-03-16 11:05:31 UTC  

Rationality?