Salamanders are charcoal black due to a genetic mutation

Tallarn who are space Lawrence of Arabia are white tho

As are mordians who are space somalians

Oddly enough

this lucienne individual is well educated on our glorious Imperium

The imperium has failed to stop me and your dead god can't either

He's alive tho

ani you are babbling like a madman

His life support machine goes beep boop beep boop

That means he's alive

> ani you are babbling like a madman
@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) maybe i am

He gets fed thousands of psionics turned into the galaxy's most expensive milkshake every day to keep him that way, but yeah.

<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

It's a really tasty milkshake tho

And it's all magnus's fault

Well, thanks to Girlyman we know for sure Emps is alive.

And an asshole

ani you may yet find redemption if you slaughter a thousand elf thots

Guilyman is currently nailing an elf thot

> ani you may yet find redemption if you slaughter a thousand elf thots
@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) exceptable. But only Chinese ones

That too

The latest edition is kind of a mistake, not gonna lie.

@Knight Ani Cringewalker do it, my son

The rule simplifications seem pretty good overall, but the lore is whack.

> @Knight Ani Cringewalker do it, my son
@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) should I use protection?

I reccommed you bring armor, yes

the elf thots are not to be underestimated

@𝕯𝖊𝖗_𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖗 still better than what I expected. Because I expected another age of smegmar and boy am I glad I was wrong <:smugon:512048583806025739>

A bolter is protection enough; For everything else, consult your Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.

> I reccommed you bring armor, yes
@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) does armor really prevent pregnancy?

You guys get *bolters*?

All I have is this flashlight

pregnancy?

what did I say about interracial relations?

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@Xaverius It was sorta close to Age of Skubmar levels of stupid, but it didn't have to be. A lot of the newer additions could've been worked into the greater scheme of things in a far less obtrusive fashion, to much better reception.

slaughter them, bathe in their blood

then you will become clean

> what did I say about interracial relations?
@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) well when you said I had to slay a thousand elf thots I thought you meant...

You know