Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 684899482030047284


2020-03-04 22:57:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/684897270616948787/it-surely-will-increase-the-friendship_pink_petal_buttplug.jpg

2020-03-04 22:57:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/684897429169897480/aW1YgAd_700b.jpg

2020-03-04 22:58:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/684897672603500578/2905e63a55b4f6ff4771ad5d6605a0b1.jpg

2020-03-04 22:59:30 UTC  

>she comes up to me
"sir is that a weapon?"
"no mam, I got a boner..."

2020-03-04 23:01:03 UTC  

IQ is literally the perfect waifu.

2020-03-04 23:01:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/684898353435115524/ESTMMYaXkAE-yYG.png

2020-03-04 23:02:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/684898557886464011/image0.png

2020-03-04 23:03:04 UTC  

IQ is literal steroids as a person.

2020-03-04 23:03:16 UTC  

https://youtu.be/yhl-aXu4sxQ <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-03-04 23:03:22 UTC  

"Weiss's mother is a renowned mathematician and her father is an inventor who high academic standards encouraged Weiss and her siblings to win numerous awards in math, science, and music throughout their school years. Thriving in the gifted program enabled Weiss to complete her first internship with a local tech company at the age of sixteen. She was invited to MIT, where she focused on electrical engineering, achieving accolades for her research in Microelectronics. Weiss then joined Caltech for graduate studies in experimental electrical engineering. Weiss returned to Germany after traveling the world for a year to work with military technology research before joining the Bundespolizei (BPOL) as an officer. Both the physical and mental challenges of the job appealed to Weiss and she quickly moves through the ranks. After two years with the BPOL she was recruited by the GSG 9."

2020-03-04 23:03:53 UTC  

I love how he can barely suppress a smile while disavowing

2020-03-04 23:04:24 UTC  

What happened to the original Akkad channel?

2020-03-04 23:04:36 UTC  

youtube yeeted it i think

2020-03-04 23:04:41 UTC  

yoted

2020-03-04 23:04:45 UTC  

No it’s still there

2020-03-04 23:05:03 UTC  

My theory is it’s just for larger videos now

2020-03-04 23:05:18 UTC  

then dont ask!

2020-03-04 23:05:39 UTC  

@Uksio Here's your shit for the day.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/684899385267453986/lsmryn638p131.jpg

2020-03-04 23:05:57 UTC  

I was wondering if anyone has any more substantial information than my speculation, but I shall not ask

2020-03-04 23:05:59 UTC  

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun that's incredibly homosexual

2020-03-04 23:06:01 UTC  

<:ahegao:462286952335671296>

2020-03-04 23:06:25 UTC  

things a fuckin ghost

2020-03-04 23:06:30 UTC  

damn near transparent

2020-03-04 23:06:33 UTC  

Sorry they're not a mutt.

2020-03-04 23:06:50 UTC  

We euros have a particular adversion to sunlight sometimes.

2020-03-04 23:07:09 UTC  

I'm whiter than a albino soccer mom driving an SUV.

2020-03-04 23:07:14 UTC  

meanwhile we blacks gain superpowers from absorbing the sun

2020-03-04 23:07:22 UTC  

What

2020-03-04 23:07:30 UTC  

Black skin doesn't absorb shit.

2020-03-04 23:07:32 UTC  

you never heard that?

2020-03-04 23:07:37 UTC  

It REFLECTs

2020-03-04 23:07:44 UTC  

theres a group that claims they get super powers from the sun

2020-03-04 23:07:49 UTC  

or maybe its the melanin

2020-03-04 23:07:51 UTC  

idk

2020-03-04 23:08:00 UTC  

black as a color when physically manifested absorbs more light, because it doesn't reflect as much

2020-03-04 23:08:17 UTC  

Black skin is not the same.

2020-03-04 23:08:22 UTC  

I have an aversion to a carcinogenic UV light

2020-03-04 23:08:23 UTC  

prolly not

2020-03-04 23:08:25 UTC  

I dont want to be BLACKD by the sun

2020-03-04 23:08:35 UTC  

I ain't no nigger with a built-in sunblock

2020-03-04 23:08:42 UTC  

olive skin tone ftw