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Me: Wants to use geforce now to take a screenshot in ultra settings in the division 2
Geforce now: *not available in your region*

Chad

I absolutely can believe that a recruiter would say that.

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I probably said that when I was on RA to a suicidal friend of mine. >.>

A recruiter tried getting me into the marines

Well, yeah, it was tailored to the Marines, though.

Didn't help that I knew him personally

fuckin harrassed you about it, did he?

That does help with permitting gallows humor.

"Cmooooon, pick up a rifle, it'll be fun"

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No

\"one quick tour, in and out, I promise"

He didn't harass me

@Jokerfaic is that what your butt budy says to you?

All most marines do is sit around drinking

if by butt buddy you mean federal government, basically yeah

Let's be honest here

@Malac wait but Hitler killed himself

Most marines either go on permanent Garrison duty in Japan an embassy or the us

@Gustavus Adolphus Hitler was also a hypocrit and ran a government on internally inconsistent ideals