Message from @donborvio

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2020-03-07 07:46:11 UTC  

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2020-03-07 07:48:53 UTC  

i swear to god.

2020-03-07 07:49:02 UTC  

My mother had bought the worst fucking cutlery possible

2020-03-07 07:49:12 UTC  

the fucking knives spread like a catholic nun

2020-03-07 07:49:24 UTC  

I'm trying to make toast, not make fucking ravines out of the bread.

2020-03-07 07:57:03 UTC  

I mean would you watch a greta porn when she’s legal?

2020-03-07 07:59:46 UTC  

Her face is already a warning label.

2020-03-07 08:00:11 UTC  

No for the sake of your soul.

2020-03-07 08:01:17 UTC  

Why are people fighting over toilet paper?

2020-03-07 08:02:41 UTC  

Because I can't think of who is encouraging people to hoard toilet paper. Or is this just a natural reaction of people now when they're stirred up enough to credibly think the world is ending?

2020-03-07 08:04:17 UTC  

some smolbrain shit

2020-03-07 08:04:45 UTC  

it's not like coronavirus even gives you diarrhea

2020-03-07 08:06:33 UTC  

I like how people are buying big bags of rice too. Do you ever eat that much rice?

2020-03-07 08:06:35 UTC  

It should

2020-03-07 08:06:43 UTC  

Just use a wet sponge on a stick to wipe your ass

2020-03-07 08:06:45 UTC  

If you're Asian

2020-03-07 08:06:47 UTC  

Like bruh

2020-03-07 08:06:47 UTC  

It'd be more fun

2020-03-07 08:06:48 UTC  

Why not some mac and cheese

2020-03-07 08:06:49 UTC  

It aint hard

2020-03-07 08:08:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/685760797623713823/BernieCamp.jpg

2020-03-07 08:09:16 UTC  

M A X I M U M

2020-03-07 08:09:17 UTC  

O V E R

2020-03-07 08:09:19 UTC  

K E K

2020-03-07 08:09:55 UTC  

Can berniefags even do basic math?

2020-03-07 08:10:46 UTC  

If every American was handed $1 Million, there would be $327 Trillion, and the USD would be worth a lot less.

2020-03-07 08:12:35 UTC  

@WARCORP™ it gets better, MSNBC agrees

2020-03-07 08:12:48 UTC  

@Lidomite thats not how math works...

2020-03-07 08:13:31 UTC  

If Bloomberg offered all of his net worth to a pool of people, only 60,000 people could win.

2020-03-07 08:14:06 UTC  

If that's not how math works, then explain how Bernie is going to pay for his $30 trillion plan by taxing all the billionaires (excluding millionaires). Checkmate!

2020-03-07 08:14:24 UTC  

well berniefags would never see more than 50 people at rallies

2020-03-07 08:14:31 UTC  

maybe they think the total pop is 327

2020-03-07 08:15:13 UTC  

@Lidomite exactly...you cant give 1 million dollars to every single american cause thats not how...jesus thats such a fucking stupid tweet oh my god

2020-03-07 08:15:56 UTC  

He could only give 1 million dollars to 500 people

2020-03-07 08:16:07 UTC  

Who the fuck writes these things

2020-03-07 08:16:23 UTC  

I know bernster communist dont know how to math

2020-03-07 08:16:45 UTC  

But thats gradeschool basics

2020-03-07 08:17:14 UTC  

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