Message from @velvitonator

Discord ID: 506335982849622016


2018-10-29 05:17:15 UTC  

IT's not the lack of dividers

2018-10-29 05:17:18 UTC  

oh

2018-10-29 05:17:23 UTC  

yeah, those things SUCK

2018-10-29 05:17:23 UTC  

They portrude a lot further from the wall

2018-10-29 05:17:24 UTC  

lol manlet sink

2018-10-29 05:17:33 UTC  

they are the shittiest designed thing on planet earth

2018-10-29 05:17:40 UTC  

basically perfectly designed to maximize splashing

2018-10-29 05:17:48 UTC  

maximize accumulation of testicle hairs

2018-10-29 05:17:52 UTC  

If you want privacy just piss in the toilets

2018-10-29 05:17:54 UTC  

That last one is reserved for Ben Shapiro

2018-10-29 05:17:54 UTC  

where your pant legs are supposed to be

2018-10-29 05:17:56 UTC  

lol the URL but

2018-10-29 05:18:03 UTC  

those are common here

2018-10-29 05:18:04 UTC  

Otherwise wipe the dick out

2018-10-29 05:18:07 UTC  

or

2018-10-29 05:18:13 UTC  

These you can at least get some privacy

2018-10-29 05:18:21 UTC  

The one in Frankfurt are a lost cause

2018-10-29 05:18:25 UTC  

Not even partial coverage

heres my conspiracy theory- TIME wants hillary 2020, so they are destroying avenatti in the eyes of the left

2018-10-29 05:18:57 UTC  

Seriously, I HATE American Standard urinals

2018-10-29 05:19:02 UTC  

@Ronald McFunkytown✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ No way man, we're talking about piss here

2018-10-29 05:19:16 UTC  

https://www.keramag.com/professionals-area/productinformation/urinals/flow/ << urinals should be a little bit cone shaped, so that your piss goes _in_ and doesn't come _out_ again along with _somebody else's piss and ball hairs_.

2018-10-29 05:19:29 UTC  

lol. creepy porn lawer ruined his career him self

2018-10-29 05:19:48 UTC  

Ok, that one works better.

2018-10-29 05:19:50 UTC  

Ever seen Chinese toilets?

2018-10-29 05:19:52 UTC  

Just pee in the sink

2018-10-29 05:19:57 UTC  

those are true nightmares

2018-10-29 05:20:08 UTC  

Urinals should be replaced with those clown water gun targets at carnivals, but without the faces to remove the fetishy part

2018-10-29 05:20:17 UTC  

I just want to get a score for pissin' real good

2018-10-29 05:20:30 UTC  

@Schedrevka Pretty sure some places have done target urinals

2018-10-29 05:20:36 UTC  

In Japan, iirc

2018-10-29 05:20:47 UTC  

minigame 😮

2018-10-29 05:20:52 UTC  

I can't even imagine the splatter you'd get from people trying to "use" those things, Schedrevka.

2018-10-29 05:20:52 UTC  

Is it true women wish they could pee like men?

2018-10-29 05:21:05 UTC  

Imagine that _you_ had to sit on the toilet to pee

2018-10-29 05:21:07 UTC  

There's something called a She-Wee now

2018-10-29 05:21:10 UTC  

I'm honestly shocked at the _enormous, heavy, expensive giant pieces of porcelain of the complete wrong shape_ that major distributors think they can sell as "urinals">