Message from @R9b1t

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2018-10-29 13:24:23 UTC  

Oof I might be the only one who listened to that 4chan story of the dolphin rape

2018-10-29 13:24:34 UTC  

since I'm pretty damn sure an animal can't give consent, given how uptight feminists are about consent

2018-10-29 13:24:48 UTC  

In the guy’s defense the dolphin got on his dick

2018-10-29 13:25:06 UTC  

I'm not familiar with that story

2018-10-29 13:25:08 UTC  

And it’s hard for men to move around when they’re getting pussy and they’re in 4 feet of water

2018-10-29 13:25:18 UTC  

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2018-10-29 13:25:28 UTC  

I'm talking about fucking dolphins, not the dolphin fucking you

2018-10-29 13:25:35 UTC  

or whatever

2018-10-29 13:25:37 UTC  
2018-10-29 13:25:39 UTC  

it's a real article okay

2018-10-29 13:25:52 UTC  

Dolphins have been actually observed being sexually attracted to humans 😂

2018-10-29 13:26:11 UTC  

Humans are the best around

2018-10-29 13:26:26 UTC  

Good thing the dolphin in Dolphin’s Tale is disabled or that redhead chick wouldn’t want to be around dolphins the rest of her life

2018-10-29 13:26:51 UTC  

Haha, my laptop died as I went to look up the salon article

2018-10-29 13:27:23 UTC  

Someone at Microsoft said "he's going for the dolphin sex, gotta shut that shit down"

2018-10-29 13:27:32 UTC  

😮

2018-10-29 13:27:47 UTC  

It was low battery anyway

2018-10-29 13:28:11 UTC  

Rule 34 bro

2018-10-29 13:28:33 UTC  

Look up lamp and rule 34

2018-10-29 13:28:41 UTC  

Some weird shit bro

2018-10-29 13:28:44 UTC  
2018-10-29 13:29:20 UTC  

awwww Peter! ❤

2018-10-29 13:29:37 UTC  

😂 Horny bastard

2018-10-29 13:30:09 UTC  

OMFG!

2018-10-29 13:30:26 UTC  

WTF

2018-10-29 13:30:35 UTC  

Tax funded dolphin porn

2018-10-29 13:30:49 UTC  

absolute state

2018-10-29 13:31:50 UTC  

Ummmmmmm

2018-10-29 13:32:02 UTC  

Isnt that illegal?

2018-10-29 13:32:05 UTC  

Wtf

2018-10-29 13:32:37 UTC  

Wait doesn’t this mean the shape of water was about fucking fish

2018-10-29 13:32:46 UTC  

Reminds me of that weird bitch

2018-10-29 13:32:52 UTC  

Who fucked her dog

2018-10-29 13:33:22 UTC  

Ikr

2018-10-29 13:33:24 UTC  

🤢

2018-10-29 13:35:59 UTC  

Oh God

2018-10-29 13:37:27 UTC  

Why do all general chats I end up participating in end up having some form of dolphin porn

2018-10-29 13:37:41 UTC  

cuz you bring it up? <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2018-10-29 13:37:50 UTC  

But I didn't

2018-10-29 13:37:54 UTC  

oh

2018-10-29 13:38:01 UTC  

I would be extremely flattered if a dolphin fell in love with me due to how intelligent they are.... but Jesus