You don't recognize those guys? Geez.

From?

i don't play Castlevania

I was born in the 90s

Late 90s

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@Cody is a fetus

If they have names, I don't know them.

But the fact they're in this show means we're dealing with an ACTUAL fan writing staff.

And not just some schmucks who blitzed through wikis.

eew fanfic?

Then why is rekt Ralph shit?

"Hey if this is good why is a completely seperate thing bad"

😨

I-I dunno. I don't have an answer for that.

Wrong answer

(Wreck It Ralph had more candy references than video game ones)

Tbh they should make a black ops movie

No.

Would be kindacool

It just wouldn't work, to be honest. Video game movies always turn out to be complete ass.

I mean, video game mini-series can turn out fine.

Hmmm maybe but if that were true then how come jack rider is ass?

Maybe cause he's just an analyst

But video games have so many things in them, trying to include even half will overbloat a 90 minute film.

Video games are condensed excitement without context, excused because you have CONTROL over what happens.

To decompress all that takes time and care.

Which is what 90s and 00s films lacked.

A camel would sooner pass through the eye of a needle, than a good video game film coming out of hollywood.

Hell, I want to help this one indie dev with the story for his game. Too bad he won't reply to my emails, nor will he read them.

Let him do his thing

It's his game bro

Dont be a games rights activist

Or as I call them

I'm not. I just want to contribute.

Feminists in disguise

Yeah, what? Don't call him that.

No, no. I'm not retarded, I just want to help him out with his game.

Helping is not activism automatically.

Jesus christ man.