haha x)

What we really need to do is find the source of shit npc logic and rig it to be even more hilarious and ridiculous

I know those professors who got like 10 fake articles into scientific journals were onto something

but we need to do that but more seriously

and hack their programming

just to prove how npc they are

make them even more insane lol

thats a great idea and we need to program shit that benefits us the playable characters

Imagine. A steven colbert late night show character satire the right, but reversed.

Like the colbert report but inverted

a fake liberal

to purposely sound as NPC as possible

you mean the "troper trebloc"?

Literally just repeating their talking points

that sounds like an NPC name 😉

MOON IS PATRIARCHY SUN IS WHITE MOON IS WHITE STARS ARE WHITE PATRIARCHY CLOUDS ARE WHITE SKY BLUE FAILURE CRITICAL FAILURE CRITICAL FAILURE
```Markdown
-shutdown
```

wasn't there something with npc's that they can't handle paradoxes?

```eejit```

thats robots

they can't but they usually just ignore those situations

like wheatley in portal 2?

AI can't handle paradoxes cuz paradoxes are in an infinite loop

Clouds are trying to cover the sky. That's oppression

Of the colored sky

Make them say that

I have a friend who has been consumed by the far left. I used to debate with him but he always countered with flawed logic

@Murbay imagine that

"This statement is false"

that means its true, but if its true, the statement becomes false cuz its not true, and when its not true, it states its false etc

When an npc can't back up their ideas they just enter radio silence and omit the data until you say something they can latch onto and be offended about, turning the whole conversation away from your ideas and to you being a horrible person

@Murbay your friend

Does not compute....

Orange man bad

Nowadays, all I do is send a response like "I disagree 😉 " and watch him implode 😂

Send him an OK sign out of the blue

send him the famous WHITE POWER 👌

no we need to make it so they become self destructive

Lol

they are pretty close

they are already eating their own

hardcore

Yes

they just need a little pushing in the right direction like a snowball rolling down a mountain