Okay, this is epic..

So apparently florida is a cracker state and the only way to win is appealing to white guilt

I went as a white nationalist

warhammer?

Don't we all go as that every day though?

Lmao

I’m looking at space marine costumes they look awesome

But i connect with the imperial guardsmen

If I'm ever a parent making costumes for Halloween is going to be something I'm excited for

why is the one kid a fucking cow?

I swear to god if my kids want store bought super hero or princess costumes they're going straight to the orphanage

Do arts and crafts first maybe

Idk bad parenting?

Looks like a ying yang

It’s cheaper just to buy the candy

should I go outside and throw rocks at the kids in fortnite costumes

SCHEDREVKA IT'S LIKE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR HALLOWEEN

maybe its a gateway computer

“Dad, it’s March. Why are you still working on my costume?”

“ITS NOT FOR YOU ANYMORE GET OUT OF MY ROOM!”

my mom made my costumes from elementary school to high school

it made the holidays so much sweeter

i guess i'm an ungateful little shit. I got the homemade stuff and i just wanted storebought

"Dad, why are you dressing me up as an orange weasel what is a "crash bandocoot" anyway"?
"Shut up and put the pants on."

i don't like a lot of fuss

Storebought didn’t have what I wanted

Mom never bought the accessories :(

I’m basically Obama

kenyan?

Obama grew up just like me

this kid still goes out

lul

next year im doing hitler or mlk in blackface

do half and half

next year I'll be studying again 😩

lul

If I go into engineering I’m going to purposefully make a bionic suit and the first thing I do with it will be warhammer armor

I just love making costumes, but don't want to go to stupid parties, and don't want to deal with all the bullshit that goes along with cosplaying

^future furry