is to have vintage magazine collections

and then use those instead

thats the thick shit

thick is best in alot of cases

I heard Sears catalogs were the cats pyjamas

Order a tommygun then use it for the outhouse

pick one: a dirty butt VS socrates trial..

@dizzy That's what I'm saying lma

i'd walk with a dirty butt

Libraries will be where people turn for TP

or have a bidet

no need for tp then

or just use the shower wand

_coughs on the chan_

yea that too

calls police for weaponized coughing

And so it was written, two thousand years of human knowledge was wiped away on the asses of ingrates.

or just shit in the shower and use a potatoe masher

Or be like the american indians, make hair louffas

@dizzy I planned on using the Torah

No real loss

use it for heat

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its thick enough

use leaves

I have a few copies of Soros' books (purchased secondhand of course)

You use the pages for kindling, dummy

poorfags cant even afford trees

who needs trees when you can burn religious texts

lol

the ultimate solution, chop down wood, use it to wipe ass

if one cant afford wood, one has to obtain it by themselves

Indians just use their hand then wash their hand

but your hand is not wood, how is it possible

<:thinkgon:560211224923734026> desperate times call for desperate measures

If you're rich you could hire somebody to do it for you

how do i flush my hand down toilet please?

well first you need a knife..

left foot first