as long as you got water your good

10 pounds each of dry beans and rice, some summer sausage, ravioli. really gonna be living the high life here

got like stacks of bottled water

ill get some canned fruit tommorow and another sack of rice

and got 4 staks of toilet paper

is that all

its enough for 2 months

better not be that 1 ply shit

your ass deserves better

lol

my bog rolls will protec me

nah 3 ply or go home

probably why he needs 4 stacks

ultra soft

tbh

the og move

the virgin toilet paper stash vs the Chad "hey these books have paper in them"

is to have vintage magazine collections

and then use those instead

thats the thick shit

thick is best in alot of cases

I heard Sears catalogs were the cats pyjamas

Order a tommygun then use it for the outhouse

pick one: a dirty butt VS socrates trial..

@dizzy That's what I'm saying lma

i'd walk with a dirty butt

Libraries will be where people turn for TP

or have a bidet

no need for tp then

or just use the shower wand

_coughs on the chan_

yea that too

calls police for weaponized coughing

And so it was written, two thousand years of human knowledge was wiped away on the asses of ingrates.

or just shit in the shower and use a potatoe masher

Or be like the american indians, make hair louffas

@dizzy I planned on using the Torah

No real loss