I say 8-Rolls as 8===D

Saw*

Ok phone

8==D = 1 large pizza

NICE

good deal?

I will take a uhh 8===D and uhh that just sounds gay fuck off

give your honey the large pizza tonight

LOL

extra meat

Give your wife what she deserves after you break her jaw

Meat feast pizza :DDD

Me irl

https://youtu.be/jRn5waE0qfk

These are the videos I want to see

Thank you YouTube

Legos can't break steel axles

Lego City was an inside job

IT DID IT

Guess I’m living

well we're fucked

jokes aside I have literally heard doctors say having sex is a good idea because it lowers stress and supports immunity and such

semi-literally

So guess I'll die

aww 😦

@Lewis conspiracy! lies!

This is why we need sex bots NOW

We are ENTITLED to a healthy life

inb4 "lol it's just a flu bro, have sex" Chads survive this completely unscathed

https://politics.theonion.com/i-have-coronavirus-and-i-am-dead-says-trump-furtherin-1842318188

oh thank God it's the onion

The best onion video https://youtu.be/8AyVh1_vWYQ

OK who is going to sex me so we're immune to Corona

https://youtu.be/JnX-D4kkPOQ

i didn't know the onion was this fucking good