Message from @Lucienne d'Anwyl

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2020-03-16 15:53:05 UTC  

Perturabo just goes around making fortresses

2020-03-16 15:53:07 UTC  

Exactly, he's a puff

2020-03-16 15:53:14 UTC  

And he isn't even good at it

2020-03-16 15:53:17 UTC  

Perty gave dorn ptsd

2020-03-16 15:53:39 UTC  

Dorne gave perty a reason to sell his soul to satan

2020-03-16 15:53:45 UTC  

So?

2020-03-16 15:53:50 UTC  

By being better than him

2020-03-16 15:53:56 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-03-16 15:53:59 UTC  

Perty does what he needs to do to get the job done

2020-03-16 15:54:10 UTC  

Ultimate soldier

2020-03-16 15:54:12 UTC  

By being worse than his brother

2020-03-16 15:54:27 UTC  

And being a salty little bitch

2020-03-16 15:54:58 UTC  

Perty fought more wars than anyone, meanwhile dorn was just wanking the Emperor off and doing nothing

2020-03-16 15:55:03 UTC  

Dorn is a lickboot

2020-03-16 15:55:57 UTC  

Horus fought more wars than anyone

2020-03-16 15:56:31 UTC  

Perty being the most incompetent of the traitor primarchs spent most of his time fighting loyalist elements of his own legion

2020-03-16 15:56:41 UTC  

Lol

2020-03-16 15:57:09 UTC  

Without perty the imperium would have been overtaken by orks

2020-03-16 15:57:19 UTC  

The beast waaagh

2020-03-16 15:57:39 UTC  

Ork wars are just another day in the hood

2020-03-16 15:57:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689140358835208281/sataniajoker.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689140359556890642/aquajoker.png

2020-03-16 15:58:27 UTC  

okay doomer

2020-03-16 15:58:39 UTC  

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2020-03-16 15:58:44 UTC  

Perty is into bestiality and spends his time having sex with robotic dinosaurs

2020-03-16 15:58:47 UTC  
2020-03-16 16:00:03 UTC  

Ah yes if perty was so bad at war then why do the imperium still use his tactics for siege warfare?

2020-03-16 16:00:29 UTC  

Because the dkok coincidentally adopted a similar strategy

2020-03-16 16:00:31 UTC  

And the beast waaagh wasn't ordinary orks, try reading a book

2020-03-16 16:00:35 UTC  

😉

2020-03-16 16:00:54 UTC  

Armageddon wasn't ordinary orks either

2020-03-16 16:01:20 UTC  

Armageddon was the planet that waaagh was from

2020-03-16 16:01:32 UTC  

I see you haven't read the book

2020-03-16 16:01:39 UTC  

Go read it and then come back to me

2020-03-16 16:01:53 UTC  

Armageddon is an empire world and gobbbles orks for vreakfasy

2020-03-16 16:02:04 UTC  

Without spess mehreens

2020-03-16 16:02:09 UTC  

perty was pretty smart TBH, i am pretty sure part of the reason he betrayed the imperium was because he thought imperium would find him expendable once the great crusade was over, this idea was more or less supported by the same way his adopted father betrayed him because he thought he was becoming obsolete by pert

2020-03-16 16:03:00 UTC  

The warboss known as "the beast" was super intelligent and the size of an ork gargant, the entire planet was covered in a metal shell the orks fashioned themselves, this was all on armageddon BEFORE humans got there

2020-03-16 16:03:10 UTC  

Its also how Vulkan died

2020-03-16 16:03:23 UTC  

Vulkan can't die

2020-03-16 16:03:25 UTC  

Literally