@lunemarie *one single pat*

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@SideTracker not for me

All i wondered was "why isn't there hair growing on my dick?"

I actually thought you were supposed to grow hair on your foreskin

And i was worried cos i thought it was weird that mine was bald

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How long have we been on quarantine? 2 weeks? Help me to recollect.

@Flavius Stilicho the emperor's first is the dark angels

@Lucienne d'Anwyl fuck the lion, he always likes to fucking remind every other primarch that little fact, he's a douche

The lion is literally more competent than every other primarchs tho

@numbSKULLery_8f4812

@Lucienne d'Anwyl the lion is the ultimate basement doomer

No that's kurze chan

No he ded

The lion is crying in his basement

The lion has the longest thiccest sword

Perty is the ultimate chad primarch

He awaits waking from a snow white kiss

Perturabo just goes around making fortresses

Exactly, he's a puff

And he isn't even good at it

Perty gave dorn ptsd

Dorne gave perty a reason to sell his soul to satan

So?

By being better than him

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Perty does what he needs to do to get the job done

Ultimate soldier

By being worse than his brother

And being a salty little bitch

Perty fought more wars than anyone, meanwhile dorn was just wanking the Emperor off and doing nothing

Dorn is a lickboot

Horus fought more wars than anyone