girth is circumference joker

but no i don't get a big dong yet

so i have to worry about it

jsut measure your circumference

and my body just fucking hates me

Women want girth till it's too thick to suck... Then the problem shifts

only pornstars have dicks too big to suck

yeah, and I'm out of fuckin practice in my geometry, so I don't know how to measure the circumference of a wide oval

The day I managed to get me peen to reach me bellybutton I knew I had acheived an excellent exercise routine.

i got fucking mountains of hair but no i don't get a big dong yet

fuck you body

@Knight Ani Cringewalker I can hipcheck furniturr. Does that count?

fuck you brain

your both assholes

joker they treat it like its a circle anyway

@Cryrosphere so you're turkish?

I know my diameter is almost 2 inches

@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) my wife thinks I'm a porn star then...

part scottish

so my girth is like 7

definitely not turkish

> @Knight Ani Cringewalker I can hipcheck furniturr. Does that count?
@Malac If you got hips to strafe too she gonna like

my skin is pale white

7 girth, 7 length

perfection

David vs Goliath'

i legit have a beard at 15 that i have to shave

7.8-8, 8 girth, blimp dick

@Cryrosphere Can you braid your leg hair?

If not

probably

You're not a true scottsman

yeah I've got plenty of body hair, being a northern boy, so T isn't an issue, thankfully

yes i can

I actually have low testosterone from time to time. So I can only get 7.2" when I'm healthy

Sucks but 6.8 is s till nice

Christ, how do you all fuck kids if you have dicks that big