i got fucking mountains of hair but no i don't get a big dong yet

fuck you body

@Knight Ani Cringewalker I can hipcheck furniturr. Does that count?

fuck you brain

your both assholes

joker they treat it like its a circle anyway

@Cryrosphere so you're turkish?

I know my diameter is almost 2 inches

@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) my wife thinks I'm a porn star then...

part scottish

so my girth is like 7

definitely not turkish

> @Knight Ani Cringewalker I can hipcheck furniturr. Does that count?
@Malac If you got hips to strafe too she gonna like

my skin is pale white

7 girth, 7 length

perfection

David vs Goliath'

i legit have a beard at 15 that i have to shave

7.8-8, 8 girth, blimp dick

@Cryrosphere Can you braid your leg hair?

If not

probably

You're not a true scottsman

yeah I've got plenty of body hair, being a northern boy, so T isn't an issue, thankfully

yes i can

I actually have low testosterone from time to time. So I can only get 7.2" when I'm healthy

Sucks but 6.8 is s till nice

Christ, how do you all fuck kids if you have dicks that big

ninja, there's a reason why you prefer small girls

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> Christ, how do you all fuck kids if you have dicks that big
@NinjaQuick I only fuck Koreans not kids

I've almost got hair hanging off the sides of my arms I'm so fuckin shaggy

I don't have sex

I reproduce by mitosis

yes, we know, you're here, aren't you?

Incel

cuz you have a micro penis

To be fair, My first time I was unconscious and possibly drugged.