My god

This is amazing

someone record

this shit

it's too funny

I'm getting it ready

But someone else do it

I am having pneumonia from laughing

@Blaster Master who you laughing at?

The Twitter guy?

Goddamn, can I get writing jobs in America, please.

These retards make the stupidest characters.

> snowflake shurikens
> guy named safespace makes forceshields

Much invent, very originality

Don't forget that his powers come from being triggered

Bring back Conan and Xena

pretty please

And that he's completely incapable of defending himself so he has to white-knight for other people

And get triggered on their behalkf

NO

DO NOT RUIN CONAN

I WOULD NEVER

If anything they think you mean that redheaded MSM guy

with the fucking custom funko pop

I WANT TO MAKE IT LIKE ORIGINALS, BUT BETTER

Leprechaun at the end of the rainbow, but instead of gold he gives you a pawg wife.

I wanted to scold you, but yes, I'm fine with that.

@Goddess Tyche But the first movie, conan, not "family friendly fun movie" Destroyer conan

As long as the fat ass is not from literal obesity

You can just adapt some other Conan book or comic, lmao.

Not like there aren't lots of.

@Jake the Exile i read something about Conan?

News about the king conan movie?

I don't care about movies anymore

so many of them are shit that I can't be bothered

I just want the conan movies to keep the music it had in the first one

Idc about how true it is to the comics, because the comic books suck

We were talking about how people can't make good characters anymore.

Conan was an example I brought up.

Well i doubt arny would want to play some virgin cuck who follows muh inderpendunt wahman around