Message from @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun

Discord ID: 690159888415850678


2020-03-19 11:25:26 UTC  

literally

2020-03-19 11:25:26 UTC  

since it spread by trade

2020-03-19 11:26:09 UTC  

We once had such a great king that even the plague was afraid to come cock things up (it raged across Europe at the time). Unfortunately his son sucked, so it waltzed right in <:GWmythiFeelsBadMan:391321619748093972>

2020-03-19 11:26:27 UTC  

Considering the founding fathers of western philosophy we're balls deep in trap bussy while they wrote of their work...

2020-03-19 11:26:40 UTC  

That was probably just the Jews finally being able to poison the wells.

2020-03-19 11:26:51 UTC  

Or cumas

2020-03-19 11:26:55 UTC  

cumming in our wells

2020-03-19 11:27:07 UTC  

Play Kingdom Come Deliverance for more detail <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-03-19 11:27:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/690159509347500032/IMG_20200305_090704_981.jpg

2020-03-19 11:27:40 UTC  

The reason people throw coins into wishing wells is so that when the Jews come to poison them, they can collect a few coins on the side.

2020-03-19 11:27:44 UTC  

(no, seriously, it's taking place at the time of the sucky king, his suckiness being the reason why his half brother decided to go "christ, hold my chalice, I need to take care of this")

2020-03-19 11:27:47 UTC  

Why collectivism destroys children's brains

2020-03-19 11:28:04 UTC  

Remember when Missing accidentally posted porn here

2020-03-19 11:28:17 UTC  

@MalinaKlaar Does it come in normal lanuages?

2020-03-19 11:28:21 UTC  

It does

2020-03-19 11:28:26 UTC  

Google author

2020-03-19 11:28:38 UTC  

@Goddess Tyche Maybe throw bigger amounts there to pay the jews off to go poison someone else <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

2020-03-19 11:28:46 UTC  

>having to pay kikes

2020-03-19 11:28:48 UTC  

For fuck sake

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/690159837119905812/90584888_3751577274882927_1944251662478606336_o.png

2020-03-19 11:28:48 UTC  

<:swet:671404160393936948>

2020-03-19 11:28:59 UTC  

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

2020-03-19 11:29:02 UTC  

oof

2020-03-19 11:29:05 UTC  

ROUND 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

2020-03-19 11:29:08 UTC  

NUKE CHINKLAND

2020-03-19 11:29:09 UTC  

So it managed to spread after all

2020-03-19 11:29:21 UTC  

See, China's been dealing with the 2018 swine flu

2020-03-19 11:29:24 UTC  

IT IS NEVER TOO LATE FOR THE NEXT PANDEMIC

2020-03-19 11:29:31 UTC  

China is a petri dish of death

2020-03-19 11:29:35 UTC  

You all know how they were burning pigs alive this year

2020-03-19 11:29:36 UTC  

<:powerful:595334910764515338>

2020-03-19 11:29:45 UTC  

Well, while they were doing that, there was corona and also bird flu

2020-03-19 11:30:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/690160142930542609/37881eae73313734.png

2020-03-19 11:30:07 UTC  

Seems while they were busy burying pigs, *something* escaped their notice

2020-03-19 11:30:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/690160193375436911/image0-20.jpg

2020-03-19 11:30:16 UTC  

Also boid flu's scary.

2020-03-19 11:30:34 UTC  

H5N1 was also in the same lab as COVID

2020-03-19 11:30:35 UTC  

@Xaverius they also do open air trash burning which causes bronchitis. Wuhan last year had this issue during the summer.

2020-03-19 11:30:36 UTC  

FYI

2020-03-19 11:30:42 UTC  

Sure, the boid-to-human transmission rate is really fucking rare, but in those few hundred cases there was something like 50 % mortality