Message from @Jim

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2020-03-19 11:40:26 UTC  

why am I bleeding

2020-03-19 11:40:37 UTC  

beating your dick also boosts white blood cell count apparently.

2020-03-19 11:40:42 UTC  

<:swet:671404160393936948>

2020-03-19 11:40:44 UTC  

Yea barely

2020-03-19 11:40:44 UTC  

on a study of like 11 guys <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-03-19 11:41:08 UTC  

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2020-03-19 11:41:29 UTC  

and Islam

2020-03-19 11:41:37 UTC  

@Knight Ani Cringewalker That's still only good for the chinese. When an european country orders masks from a country cured through herd immunity, that's gonna be of absolutely no use since the masks are probably infected <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-03-19 11:41:43 UTC  

she also didnt have sex

2020-03-19 11:41:48 UTC  

A good circadian rhythm sleep and a well balanced diet and exercise will do wonders to your immuno health

2020-03-19 11:41:54 UTC  

being a virgin and all?

2020-03-19 11:41:58 UTC  

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AHCC

Just eat these and you're good

2020-03-19 11:42:19 UTC  

i hate mushrooms

2020-03-19 11:42:26 UTC  

These have helped me survive every plague

2020-03-19 11:42:32 UTC  

have they though

2020-03-19 11:42:37 UTC  

how do you know that, lol

2020-03-19 11:42:53 UTC  

I like mushrooms

2020-03-19 11:42:59 UTC  

<:Nice:595347902155718666>

2020-03-19 11:43:11 UTC  

Because they usually give me a 103 fever and burn the plague out

2020-03-19 11:43:30 UTC  

They boost immune system. That means you get a very bad fever very fast

2020-03-19 11:43:31 UTC  

So just normal shiitake will do?

2020-03-19 11:43:36 UTC  

giving yourself a fever to cure a disease

2020-03-19 11:43:36 UTC  

What we do know though is that Mohamed's wife was 9 and they totally had sex, so you need to ban Islam when you're banning anime <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-03-19 11:43:39 UTC  

<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

2020-03-19 11:43:51 UTC  

Yes

2020-03-19 11:44:04 UTC  

Low risk of organ damage sure

2020-03-19 11:44:17 UTC  

But you're cured so who cares

2020-03-19 11:44:25 UTC  

yeah i'd rather just live out the mild flu the normal way

2020-03-19 11:44:41 UTC  

Unless you get an extreme reaction

2020-03-19 11:44:45 UTC  

instead of giving my body extra work to heat me up, and letting it focus on fighting the disease

2020-03-19 11:45:00 UTC  

you're giving yourself an extreme reaction by giving yourself a high fever, lol

2020-03-19 11:45:07 UTC  

Didn't they say that since kung flu comes from bats, whose base body temperature is higher than humans, fever won't help you?

2020-03-19 11:45:20 UTC  

what?

2020-03-19 11:45:38 UTC  

I mean fair enough. The wuflu made me loose 10 pounds because of the fever. I didn't get a mild case

2020-03-19 11:46:45 UTC  

@Goddess Tyche It come from bats. Bats very warm. Human not so warm. Human warm when fever. But kung flu used to warm. Explain good? <:thunk:462282216467333140>

2020-03-19 11:47:13 UTC  

So what, I have to freeze meself?

2020-03-19 11:47:15 UTC  

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2020-03-19 11:47:28 UTC  

Pretty sure if you set yourself on fire, you'll kill it.

2020-03-19 11:48:11 UTC  

Seriously though, I haven't seen that higher temp thing in a week or two, maybe the internet found out it was wrong and dropped it.

2020-03-19 11:48:21 UTC  

Or it mutated before it spread in Europe

2020-03-19 11:48:30 UTC  

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