So a Whitey, a Jew, and a Negro crash with a small plane, seemingly unable to be helped by the rescue crews. They bring them to a hospital, and the white guy suddenly wakes up, despite being within a hair from death. They ask him what he remembers of the accident, and he says he only remembers seeing saint Peter at the gates of heaven.
"Oh really, what happened?"
"Well, Peter told us we can pay 10 grand to be brought back to life, so I took out my wallet and now I'm here."
"What of the other two."
"The Jew is still driving down the price, and the Negro is waiting for the state to cover his costs."
