>me when I see a kiwi

fuck you, you Russian Cossack dick sucking Lenin loving Ukraine freedom fighter bitch @GOP.FM

Roads are the reason we exist in these square prisons

I will vodka enema you @Traps for Trump (Morepie)

Dont threaten me with a good time

Criminals drink water to stay hydrated, we must make productiokn and distribution of drinking water exclusive to the stste and heavily regulate and track all drinking water in the nation, and make it illegal to produce and trade in drinking water. This will prevent criminals from hydrating with water while commiting crimes.

Accepting that bad people exist and not letting their actions infringe on the liberties of the compliant is key to a happy nation.

don't steal my filtered fish pee

Law emforcement's job is to find people, and get ahead and investigate. It isn't out job to self incriminate

Anyways

Nothing matters

We all die anyways

Government would make rain illegal if they could

Gonhave your fun and die.

Government made collecting rain water so yeah

we need to close the tapwater loophole

oh yeah, that's right

I completely forgot about that

Internet should have age verification then they couldn't try to pass laws like this

You can collect rainwater in Texas, but the method of collection has to be incorporated into the structure of your living space and you have to write a notice to your municiple authority

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REVOLT AGAINS THE TOILET PAPER MASTERS

This seems like a law that can't be enforced

Depending on where you are in Texas and how little the local municipality has on their plate, you're close enough to correct

What if someone collects and freezes all their rainwater to deplete earths water

I got a speeding ticket on one of the busiest freeways in the houston area because the guy in front of me wasn't going the flow of traffic like literally everyone else

THIS is why i shoot up places

delet

Burn it

don't say that dude...

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