Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 692576076496371713
Nice got your birthday.
Warm pie
and not black
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@Win Roe i could whoop your ass with my left hand boyo
dont tempt me
I could do it twice as good with my right hand
i shall beat it with crumpled newspaper
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck thanks, she looks too young for me tho rip
I got alot of expert wrist action
FIGHT TIME
i am an expert left handed fencer
been practicing for a while
jokes on you
i masturbate with my *right* hand
fencing is gay because all you do is sit and spn on it
and beat other people with my *left*
I practice to counter the right hand
retard
i dont mean the sport just the act
at least she's not BEATRICE
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck it's the art style
art style looks childish to me
I use my wrist in FPS games. Not a forearm
in the middle ages the most fearsome warriors were left handed
I like to live dangerously and flick fast
Masturbating with the non-dominant hand is like getting a handjob
Enjoy your carpal tunnel
Because people practiced fighting right handed people
I still get 95% accuracy tho
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck shes actually like 14
lol
so ive read the rezero light novels right
emilia is like
lefties were an abomination and they were so traditionalist they didn't know how to fight different



