Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 692576076496371713


2020-03-26 03:29:02 UTC  

Nice got your birthday.

2020-03-26 03:29:03 UTC  

Warm pie

2020-03-26 03:29:03 UTC  

and not black

2020-03-26 03:29:12 UTC  

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2020-03-26 03:29:17 UTC  

@Win Roe i could whoop your ass with my left hand boyo

2020-03-26 03:29:21 UTC  

dont tempt me

2020-03-26 03:29:27 UTC  

I could do it twice as good with my right hand

2020-03-26 03:29:30 UTC  

i shall beat it with crumpled newspaper

2020-03-26 03:29:35 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck thanks, she looks too young for me tho rip

2020-03-26 03:29:37 UTC  

I got alot of expert wrist action

2020-03-26 03:29:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/692575964185493504/Pet_my_dog_in_wig_daughter.png

2020-03-26 03:29:38 UTC  

FIGHT TIME

2020-03-26 03:29:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/692575972070785024/Dog_in_makeup.gif

2020-03-26 03:29:41 UTC  

i am an expert left handed fencer

2020-03-26 03:29:45 UTC  

been practicing for a while

2020-03-26 03:29:47 UTC  

jokes on you

2020-03-26 03:29:53 UTC  

i masturbate with my *right* hand

2020-03-26 03:29:57 UTC  

fencing is gay because all you do is sit and spn on it

2020-03-26 03:30:03 UTC  

and beat other people with my *left*

2020-03-26 03:30:04 UTC  
2020-03-26 03:30:09 UTC  

I practice to counter the right hand

2020-03-26 03:30:11 UTC  

retard

2020-03-26 03:30:11 UTC  

i dont mean the sport just the act

2020-03-26 03:30:12 UTC  

at least she's not BEATRICE

2020-03-26 03:30:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/692576119278272612/unknown.png

2020-03-26 03:30:15 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck it's the art style

2020-03-26 03:30:21 UTC  

art style looks childish to me

2020-03-26 03:30:23 UTC  

I use my wrist in FPS games. Not a forearm

2020-03-26 03:30:29 UTC  

in the middle ages the most fearsome warriors were left handed

2020-03-26 03:30:33 UTC  

I like to live dangerously and flick fast

2020-03-26 03:30:43 UTC  

Masturbating with the non-dominant hand is like getting a handjob

2020-03-26 03:30:49 UTC  

Enjoy your carpal tunnel

2020-03-26 03:30:55 UTC  

Because people practiced fighting right handed people

2020-03-26 03:30:56 UTC  

I still get 95% accuracy tho

2020-03-26 03:30:57 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck shes actually like 14

2020-03-26 03:30:58 UTC  

lol

2020-03-26 03:31:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/692576325323718726/image0-2.jpg

2020-03-26 03:31:15 UTC  

so ive read the rezero light novels right

2020-03-26 03:31:17 UTC  

emilia is like

2020-03-26 03:31:17 UTC  

lefties were an abomination and they were so traditionalist they didn't know how to fight different