The guy with his excrement

Pretty sure invites are not allowed in here

i herd india is gonna put the country in iso my first thought was how are they gonna go take a shit when they are not allowed out of their homes

Mfw the only coffee left in the store is fucking decaf

Spoilers for April

Fucking china will eat anything moving, and if it doesn't move too

Yo China, just because something exists doesn't mean its food

haha god I miss Chris Farley

@Mersenne add caffeine to the decaf

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Amercia

Times Change

Imagine if mcarthur nuked China

18-20 is close enough.

MacArthur was correct. the east loves him more then we do.

Yeah, but that's because we didn't let him nuke the dmz in Korea.

*insert thanos quote here*

How do you fail at killing a mancubus?
They're fat, and slow?

Guys what if trump came out tomorrow and declared that we are annexing Canada

And like our entire armed forces moved in to Toronto

What would they do?

thats pretty depressing lol

All 100 Canadian military men gonna fight off the strongest country in the world?

The heroic last stand of the mounties

Their entire armed forces consists of two sacks of potatoes and a jar of maple syrup

The fuck are they going to do to stop us

Annex

Throw hockey sticks at us?

Not a single American was injured

All the badass Canadians died in ww2

Anything in canada is unworthy of becoming a US state. Only territory.

They have to prove themselves through slave labor

No here’s the thing, split California into 5 states, make Puerto Rico and Guam states, annex Canada and make each province a state, annex Mexico and make every Mexican state a state and we have 100 states

I think i’m finally gonna stop beating my meat

California should be six actually