Fugger can't be German

it is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugger

I am sad it isn't Finnish

Fugger was the wealthiest man of his time.

King Fugger of Swabia asks you to betroth your daughter to his son. What do you do?

he wasnt king tho

Call him a shoobee

Swabians are notorious penny pinchers.

just using that as an example
Would you marry your kid off to someone who’s last name is Fugger

you marry your kids off there?

Fuggers are Jews confirmed

Martin Luther: NOOOOO YOU CANT USE THE CHURCH TO GAIN MONEY THATS IMMORAL!!!!!!
Jakob Fugger: haha papal money print go brrrrrr

only the jews and gypsies can marry off their kids at a questionable age to questionable individuals

Paedophilia was not widely legally codified until the 19th century.

I have more respect for gypsies since they don't make a habit of mutilating their children.

they have a habit of mutilating everything else tho

@Ayylmao I love thtat this is a thing

@SideTracker We thank thee for their sacrifice. they were to be not in vain

droideka shields are impenetrable due to their comfiness

@sky_lord_nate Droidecroc

now they are invincible

tfw shields can't work in the atmosphere <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

when the navy detects cringe in the vicinity
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